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pavlovwolf  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:11:22 PM




He is no longer allowed inside.I was wondering if these hand warmers would do the trick if I put them in his bedding over night, or every few hours, or something like them.




I'm open to suggestions.
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longpole1234  [Member]
11/30/2012 2:12:25 PM
in on this one
ken_mays  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:12:40 PM
In before suggestions to "keep him warm the rest of his life" by immolating him.

Maybe a heating pad set on low, and extension cord?
TinLeg  [Life Member]
11/30/2012 2:12:57 PM
There are pet heating pads...

http://www.amazon.com/Lectro-Kennel-Heat-Pad-22-5x28-5-In/dp/B000PSRN20/?tag=amaz98-20
surveyor3  [Member]
11/30/2012 2:13:14 PM
Wow. That's a shame. I mean really. Do you know anyone you can trust to take good care of the cat indoors?

If not, you can install a light bulb in a small dog house. That's what my Grandad did for my Grandma when she "adopted" a near feral cat at their place years ago.
UBB  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:13:23 PM
StewartTR  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:13:42 PM
Or a heated pet bed inside of a small hut/doghouse.
chodenut  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:13:57 PM

Originally Posted By TinLeg:
There are pet heating pads...

My father put a light bulb in our dog's house for the colder nights...
NordicRX8  [Member]
11/30/2012 2:14:02 PM
electric blanket in a cat-house?
TinLeg  [Life Member]
11/30/2012 2:14:33 PM
Originally Posted By NordicRX8:
electric blanket in a cat-house?


Bravo.
diehippy  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:14:40 PM
he's wearing a coat for a reason. build him some shelter and he'll be fine.

Also, SC, yeah, cold.
bowbender7  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:15:51 PM


We are both going to hell. You for posting that and me for lolling at it
Tango7  [Moderator]
11/30/2012 2:17:00 PM
Build a small doghouse, and use insulation and flap door.
Position it next to your house.
Cut dryer-vent sized hole in your house.
Cut dryer-vent sized hole in dog house.
Install insect/rodent screen in each.
Attach dryer vent tubing between the two.

For extra "oomph" you can install a small fan to force-heat the doghouse like this one:

sigp226  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:17:04 PM
OP, why do you leave your pussy hanging out all night?
M4-AK  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:17:53 PM
Somebody somewhere will take your kitty off your hands.
SilentProtest  [Member]
11/30/2012 2:18:08 PM
My cat had a custom built oversized wood box. The walls were insulated plywood sandwiches, the floor was raised off the ground.
The entire (shingled) roof was on hinges for easy access inside. The only cutout in the front was a small hole so the cat could elude predators.
I stuffed the inside with straw and an old blanket. The cat loved that box, you could put your hand in it in winter temperatures and he was nice and warm.
ar154all  [Member]
11/30/2012 2:19:24 PM
WAT????
Rascal82  [Member]
11/30/2012 2:22:59 PM
Why can't the cat stay inside?
pavlovwolf  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:24:07 PM
Just gonna leave this here. I love this show. lol

chadwimc  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:29:51 PM
When my wife's old cat went nuts and started pissing in the house, I tossed his ass outside.
SWMBO then forced me to build an insulated cathouse for him. He lived to be 21 years old.
The last 5 outside...

pavlovwolf  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:29:58 PM
Originally Posted By Rascal82:
Why can't the cat stay inside?


We have had two flea infestations, even using frontline regularly, and other products. I spent over $400 taking care of it all. Plus, he's a male, and I don't want him in here any more. He's fine outside. He's a sweet cat, acts like a dog more than a cat. He's my son's cat though, and there's no way I can give him away. He does well out there, just wanted something for when it's really bad cold.

I think the light bulb idea might be best, but I was looking for something I could stick in his bed that would stay warm for a few hours without having to run electricity to it. Something chemical based or something used for camping and the like.

Thanks for the suggestions.
shotgunfatcat  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:30:01 PM



Draw me like your french girls
pavlovwolf  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:31:40 PM
Originally Posted By chadwimc:
When my wife's old cat went nuts and started pissing in the house, I tossed his ass outside.
SWMBO then forced me to build an insulated cathouse for him. He lived to be 21 years old.
The last 5 outside...

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z64/chadwimc/tigger6.jpg


Shiny black pussy you have there. Looks like he's full of it. lol

Yeah, that's part of why I had to toss this one out. The piss and marking smell. Not to mention hacking shit up all the time all over the floor.
Fantomas  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:41:13 PM
just get another one so they can keep each other warm

dfk70  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:42:33 PM
You build him a well-insulated box off the ground and you won't need to worry about him getting cold. Just make sure the entrance isn't too large. One of those Styrofoam containers that Omaha steaks uses works really well. Just wrap it in plastic to keep it water proof.
Crowgirl  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:47:13 PM
Originally Posted By pavlovwolf:
Originally Posted By chadwimc:
When my wife's old cat went nuts and started pissing in the house, I tossed his ass outside.
SWMBO then forced me to build an insulated cathouse for him. He lived to be 21 years old.
The last 5 outside...

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z64/chadwimc/tigger6.jpg


Shiny black pussy you have there. Looks like he's full of it. lol

Yeah, that's part of why I had to toss this one out. The piss and marking smell. Not to mention hacking shit up all the time all over the floor.


My sister had a male cat who marked in the house and wrecked a bunch of their stuff. The vet recommended something called "Feel Away" or something like that - it's basically feline pheromones. A few sprays of that on the bottom of the front and back doors and on the baseboard heater grills and the marking stopped. It apparently relaxes them enough that it derails the territorial urge to mark.

Just a suggestion in case circumstances make you need to take him back in the house.

XCRmonger  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:47:46 PM
My pussy sleeps next to me.



Most nights I entertain two pussies and a wiener at the same time.

Fantomas  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 2:50:47 PM
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
My pussy sleeps next to me.
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/400772_196796177120741_384269747_n.jpg


Most nights I entertain two pussies and a wiener at the same time.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/542577_223082947825397_307918013_n.jpg


what is aimless doing in your bedroom is he playing with the wiener












pavlovwolf  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 3:04:51 PM
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
My pussy sleeps next to me.
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/400772_196796177120741_384269747_n.jpg


Most nights I entertain two pussies and a wiener at the same time.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/542577_223082947825397_307918013_n.jpg


I never thought I'd say this, well, not on an open forum anyway, but " You sure do have a pretty pussy."

They look happy, and dangerous too. lol

I don't know that at my age I could handle two pussies again though. They're fun, but they will wear you out. Been a long time. In my 20s actually. One was just a stray, and the other lived here, but both were allowed to come in the house. Eventually they both just ran away.
Warpiper  [Member]
11/30/2012 3:07:33 PM
He appears to be putting the moves on a bunny....

Originally Posted By Fantomas:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
My pussy sleeps next to me.
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/400772_196796177120741_384269747_n.jpg


Most nights I entertain two pussies and a wiener at the same time.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/542577_223082947825397_307918013_n.jpg


what is aimless doing in your bedroom is he playing with the wiener

45-Seventy  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 3:14:18 PM


1811guy  [Member]
11/30/2012 3:23:08 PM
Originally Posted By pavlovwolf:
http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy172/pavlovwolf/Picture017.jpg

http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy172/pavlovwolf/2011-08-07_20-04-25_544.jpg

He is no longer allowed inside.I was wondering if these hand warmers would do the trick if I put them in his bedding over night, or every few hours, or something like them.


https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgVJx6ozWNOF9vDY65Rcu4BI3bsXrtY5Cu6KS21iRyVPc7GwPztQ

I'm open to suggestions.


You need one of these
markfall  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 3:38:38 PM
This.
Originally Posted By ken_mays:
In before suggestions to "keep him warm the rest of his life" by immolating him.

Maybe a heating pad set on low, and extension cord?


kcolg30  [Life Member]
11/30/2012 3:44:09 PM
kcolg30  [Life Member]
11/30/2012 3:45:15 PM
CROQ  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 3:45:16 PM
If you do end up with the light bulb idea, skip it and get the heating pad.

If it's cold enough to need the heat, unless you are using a few hundred watts, the light bulb will not put out enough heat to keep him warm, the heat rises.

You can get pads or heating wire that you can run in whatever shape you need.
kcolg30  [Life Member]
11/30/2012 3:46:02 PM

Originally Posted By pavlovwolf:
http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy172/pavlovwolf/Picture017.jpg

http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy172/pavlovwolf/2011-08-07_20-04-25_544.jpg

He is no longer allowed inside.I was wondering if these hand warmers would do the trick if I put them in his bedding over night, or every few hours, or something like them.


https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgVJx6ozWNOF9vDY65Rcu4BI3bsXrtY5Cu6KS21iRyVPc7GwPztQ

I'm open to suggestions.

What size hands does the pussy have?
sabergeron  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 3:48:47 PM
My family has always had cats live ridiculously long lives. Like as in not 1 out of 10 didn't make it past 18, and the 18yo only died from getting killed by some predator. Most make it to 20 or 21.

When they get old, my mom would get handy with the wool and knit them a sweater. It's cute as hell, and hilarious with my old retarded kitty (she had her head crushed as a kitten, but is still somehow alive at 17) who can't figure out how to walk in it. But it does the trick - ask someone who knits to make you one.
Chaingun  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 3:50:24 PM
If you have a garage, sounds like you don't, put a cat door in
JC10311  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 4:00:05 PM
Just WHAT do you think you're doing? I'm the only pussy around here, and this is MY crack!

XCRmonger  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 4:01:48 PM
Originally Posted By pavlovwolf:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
My pussy sleeps next to me.
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/400772_196796177120741_384269747_n.jpg


Most nights I entertain two pussies and a wiener at the same time.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/542577_223082947825397_307918013_n.jpg


I never thought I'd say this, well, not on an open forum anyway, but " You sure do have a pretty pussy."

They look happy, and dangerous too. lol

I don't know that at my age I could handle two pussies again though. They're fun, but they will wear you out. Been a long time. In my 20s actually. One was just a stray, and the other lived here, but both were allowed to come in the house. Eventually they both just ran away.


My Calico was a rescue. Found her as a kitten, starved and not quite weaned. She is the apple of my eye.
Sixgun_Symphony  [Member]
11/30/2012 4:01:50 PM
You keep him warm by putting more fat in his diet.
TacticalMOLONLABE  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 4:08:22 PM

Originally Posted By pavlovwolf:
Just gonna leave this here. I love this show. lol

http://youtu.be/eC8cCVtyN3A

I love AYBS!

Mr. Humphries, leave my pussy alone!
Skibane  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 4:12:02 PM
Originally Posted By ken_mays:
Maybe a heating pad set on low, and extension cord?


Nowadays, most of the heating pads you can buy are "Schumerized" - They shut off automatically after just several hours of operation.

Admiral_Crunch  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 4:13:20 PM
Glockgirl26  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 4:13:53 PM
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
My pussy sleeps next to me.
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/400772_196796177120741_384269747_n.jpg


Most nights I entertain two pussies and a wiener at the same time.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/542577_223082947825397_307918013_n.jpg


You are hilarious.
KN  [Member]
11/30/2012 4:13:58 PM
How cold is it in SC at night? Our cat is an outside cat and it just needs a small box or wind break when it starts getting below 30 degrees at night. They do fine in the cold.
ravenspistol  [Member]
11/30/2012 4:33:08 PM
Hey!! So I found this simple shelter to build for cats for the wintertime, and this site is specifically to help take care of stray and feral cats, but this might help if you're on a budget! Maybe you can spray some catnip inside so your kitty will go inside. And also put in some hand warmers to make it extra comfy! :)

http://www.shannonspetsitting.net/the-twilight-bark/miscellaneous/caring-for-feral-cats
JDeere7296  [Member]
11/30/2012 4:41:24 PM
Originally Posted By bowbender7:


We are both going to hell. You for posting that and me for lolling at it


Yes, I just spit coffee on my keyboard.....I was laughing so hard!
NY_Shooter  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 4:50:41 PM
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
My pussy sleeps next to me.
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/400772_196796177120741_384269747_n.jpg


Most nights I entertain two pussies and a wiener at the same time.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/542577_223082947825397_307918013_n.jpg


Cue up the "I have the weirdest boner right now" pic.


RabidMonkeyPox  [Team Member]
11/30/2012 4:52:49 PM
stealth black cock thread or something
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