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Today's tale of The College Professor Who Dressed As Up A Woman And Tries To Turn Tricks
6/8/2012 6:15:37 PM
GUILTY AS A MO' FO'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Das Ist a Herr!
You CAN'T make this shit up.
http://onlineathens.com/breaking-news/2012-06-08/uga-professor-charged-prostitution
Das Ist a Herr!
You CAN'T make this shit up.
http://onlineathens.com/breaking-news/2012-06-08/uga-professor-charged-prostitution
6/8/2012 6:22:00 PM
Professor of German. My engineering professors were such boring people in comparison.
Age 65. ????
There's a whole lotta WTF with that article.
Age 65. ????
There's a whole lotta WTF with that article.
6/8/2012 6:23:16 PM
Originally Posted By ghengiskhabb:
Professor of German. My engineering professors were such boring people in comparison.
Age 65. ????
There's a whole lotta WTF with that article.
Professor of German. My engineering professors were such boring people in comparison.
Age 65. ????
There's a whole lotta WTF with that article.
How DO you say WTF in German?
6/8/2012 6:25:28 PM
I wonder if tenure will prevent him/her from being fired....
6/8/2012 6:26:06 PM
Originally Posted By HellifIknow:
How DO you say WTF in German?
Originally Posted By ghengiskhabb:
Professor of German. My engineering professors were such boring people in comparison.
Age 65. ????
There's a whole lotta WTF with that article.
Professor of German. My engineering professors were such boring people in comparison.
Age 65. ????
There's a whole lotta WTF with that article.
How DO you say WTF in German?
WDF
6/8/2012 6:26:30 PM
I can honestly say I have never been this hard up for sex.
6/8/2012 6:28:58 PM
How does that line go...Where were these teachers when I was in school?
6/8/2012 6:30:21 PM
Originally Posted By Partisan:
I can honestly say I have never been this hard up for sex.
http://onlineathens.com/sites/default/files/11244584.jpg
I can honestly say I have never been this hard up for sex.
http://onlineathens.com/sites/default/files/11244584.jpg
6/8/2012 6:30:58 PM
GUILTY!!!!!!!!
6/8/2012 6:33:36 PM
Everybody needs a hobby.
6/8/2012 6:34:15 PM
Dad?
6/8/2012 6:35:25 PM
Sounds like a FABULOUS night out.
6/8/2012 6:37:10 PM
"educators" 
6/8/2012 6:38:25 PM
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Dad?
Dad?
6/8/2012 6:39:13 PM
Ich Bien Ein Buttlicker.
6/8/2012 6:46:06 PM
Those that can, do. Those that can't teach.
6/9/2012 2:55:40 AM
Originally Posted By Partisan:
I can honestly say I have never been this hard
I can honestly say I have never been this hard
Behold the power of selective editing!
6/9/2012 3:08:56 AM
Well, let's be a little bit more accurate here.
It's not quite accurate to say he dressed up as a woman for he did advertise in the transexual section.
To say he dressed up as a woman seems to say or indicate that he passed himself off as a woman as oppose to passing himself off as a transexual.
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("Oh, Yasef, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into; I say, Let them Crash!"––commentator, "Point-Counterpoint", (w,stte), "Airplane II")
It's not quite accurate to say he dressed up as a woman for he did advertise in the transexual section.
To say he dressed up as a woman seems to say or indicate that he passed himself off as a woman as oppose to passing himself off as a transexual.
__________________________________________________________________________________
("Oh, Yasef, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into; I say, Let them Crash!"––commentator, "Point-Counterpoint", (w,stte), "Airplane II")
6/9/2012 3:44:23 AM
Originally Posted By HellifIknow:
How DO you say WTF in German?
Originally Posted By ghengiskhabb:
Professor of German. My engineering professors were such boring people in comparison.
Age 65. ????
There's a whole lotta WTF with that article.
Professor of German. My engineering professors were such boring people in comparison.
Age 65. ????
There's a whole lotta WTF with that article.
How DO you say WTF in German?
Vas'sloss?
6/9/2012 4:06:29 AM
Originally Posted By wingnutx:
.Originally Posted By Partisan:
I can honestly say I have never been this hard
Behold the power! I can honestly say I have never been this hard
6/9/2012 4:08:26 AM
I didn't know DK-Prof was this strapped for cash 
Please don't ban me
Please don't ban me
6/9/2012 5:07:41 AM
I bet that cop was his only customer.
6/9/2012 9:24:37 AM
You would think that a professor focusing on Goethe Studies wouldn't have misinterpreted
Self-knowledge comes from knowing other men.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
so badly.
Self-knowledge comes from knowing other men.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
so badly.
6/9/2012 9:46:47 AM
Was der fick?
6/9/2012 9:49:22 AM
Common behavoir for college professors.
I sat in on a review panel when a certain chemistry professor was caught trading grades to hot co-eds if they would dress up in latex bodysuits and spank him with a ping pong paddle while he was wearing a diaper.
This all came to light when some sweet young thing thought she had given enough spankings to merit a higher grade.
Yep, he had tenure.
I sat in on a review panel when a certain chemistry professor was caught trading grades to hot co-eds if they would dress up in latex bodysuits and spank him with a ping pong paddle while he was wearing a diaper.
This all came to light when some sweet young thing thought she had given enough spankings to merit a higher grade.
Yep, he had tenure.
6/9/2012 9:56:09 AM
Now is time in Sprockets vere ve dance!
6/9/2012 10:14:08 AM
Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:
Now is time in Sprockets vere ve dance!
Now is time in Sprockets vere ve dance!
6/9/2012 10:34:47 AM
College Professor and into kinky sex????????
In before "You Seem Familiar"
6/9/2012 10:37:11 AM
The eyeliner!
You know, humans seem hell bent on deliberately complicating their lives.
You know, humans seem hell bent on deliberately complicating their lives.
6/9/2012 10:39:11 AM
Originally Posted By substandard:
College Professor and into kinky sex????????
College Professor and into kinky sex????????
In before "You Seem Familiar"
Hey!
6/9/2012 10:42:52 AM
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Hey!
Originally Posted By substandard:
College Professor and into kinky sex????????
College Professor and into kinky sex????????
In before "You Seem Familiar"
Hey!
You should wield the mighty ban hammer for that.
Just kidding.
6/9/2012 10:43:12 AM
Originally Posted By Nooobie:
Those that can, do. Those that can't teach.
Those that can, do. Those that can't teach.
If he/she/it offered to teach the cop about sex for $60.00, then the whole thing would be fine and the cop could even use it as continuing ed.
6/9/2012 10:46:19 AM
Is that our very own DK Prof?!?!?!?!?!??!
6/9/2012 12:26:58 PM
Originally Posted By 6winchester2:
You should wield the mighty ban hammer for that.
Just kidding.
Mods are not allowed to touch the ban hammer. They can look at and they can sniff the handle, but they are not given swinging rights.Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Hey!
Originally Posted By substandard:
College Professor and into kinky sex????????
College Professor and into kinky sex????????
In before "You Seem Familiar"
Hey!
You should wield the mighty ban hammer for that.
Just kidding.
6/9/2012 12:37:20 PM
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Dad?
Dad?
Johnny_Reno, you are a funny man.
6/9/2012 12:56:45 PM
I thought I would at least get a joke-timeout or something for mentioning DK-prof first but noooooo 
6/9/2012 12:57:27 PM
Originally Posted By 4v50:
Johnny_Reno, you are a funny man.
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Dad?
Dad?
Johnny_Reno, you are a funny man.
I kill you last
6/9/2012 1:33:47 PM
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
I thought I would at least get a joke-timeout or something for mentioning DK-prof first but noooooo
I thought I would at least get a joke-timeout or something for mentioning DK-prof first but noooooo
If it makes you feel any better I can put you on my Ignore list for 72 hours......
6/9/2012 1:35:31 PM
Originally Posted By substandard:
If it makes you feel any better I can put you on my Ignore list for 72 hours......
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
I thought I would at least get a joke-timeout or something for mentioning DK-prof first but noooooo
I thought I would at least get a joke-timeout or something for mentioning DK-prof first but noooooo
If it makes you feel any better I can put you on my Ignore list for 72 hours......
Sob it would sob
6/9/2012 1:37:52 PM
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Sob it would sob
Originally Posted By substandard:
If it makes you feel any better I can put you on my Ignore list for 72 hours......
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
I thought I would at least get a joke-timeout or something for mentioning DK-prof first but noooooo
I thought I would at least get a joke-timeout or something for mentioning DK-prof first but noooooo
If it makes you feel any better I can put you on my Ignore list for 72 hours......
Sob it would sob
Ok......click.........send me a reminder to take you off ignore after the 72.
6/9/2012 1:45:09 PM
Originally Posted By substandard:
Ok......click.........send me a reminder to take you off ignore after the 72.
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Sob it would sob
Originally Posted By substandard:
If it makes you feel any better I can put you on my Ignore list for 72 hours......
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
I thought I would at least get a joke-timeout or something for mentioning DK-prof first but noooooo
I thought I would at least get a joke-timeout or something for mentioning DK-prof first but noooooo
If it makes you feel any better I can put you on my Ignore list for 72 hours......
Sob it would sob
Ok......click.........send me a reminder to take you off ignore after the 72.
Awesome
6/9/2012 2:06:50 PM
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Awesome
Originally Posted By substandard:
Ok......click.........send me a reminder to take you off ignore after the 72.
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
Sob it would sob
Originally Posted By substandard:
If it makes you feel any better I can put you on my Ignore list for 72 hours......
Originally Posted By 36_gauge:
I thought I would at least get a joke-timeout or something for mentioning DK-prof first but noooooo
I thought I would at least get a joke-timeout or something for mentioning DK-prof first but noooooo
If it makes you feel any better I can put you on my Ignore list for 72 hours......
Sob it would sob
Ok......click.........send me a reminder to take you off ignore after the 72.
Awesome
I have no idea what just happened. So here's a happy face.
And the professor is guilty.
6/9/2012 2:13:33 PM
Looks like an Easy A.
6/9/2012 2:15:30 PM
A University of Georgia professor of German
Makes complete sense now.
6/9/2012 2:19:04 PM
Originally Posted By Balista:
Makes complete sense now.
A University of Georgia professor of German
Makes complete sense now.
FEED HER
6/9/2012 2:21:03 PM
6/9/2012 2:42:15 PM
Originally Posted By HellifIknow:
How DO you say WTF in German?
Originally Posted By ghengiskhabb:
Professor of German. My engineering professors were such boring people in comparison.
Age 65. ????
There's a whole lotta WTF with that article.
Professor of German. My engineering professors were such boring people in comparison.
Age 65. ????
There's a whole lotta WTF with that article.
How DO you say WTF in German?
Ach du Scheisse would be appropriate for that
6/9/2012 2:47:16 PM
Oh those wacky Germans...
6/9/2012 3:10:20 PM
Acadamia... they teach our children. How lucky we are.
6/9/2012 3:15:24 PM
Originally Posted By ntmid8r333:
Acadamia... they teach our children. How lucky we are.
Acadamia... they teach our children. How lucky we are.
College is for chumps.
6/9/2012 3:16:14 PM
that fishnet top is so 80's
need a full body shot
