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Bear Grylls on TV today. What an Idiot.
5/6/2012 4:40:29 PM
I'm sitting here watching him off and on, thinking my god if this guy can survive what do you have to do to die in the wilderness. Guy does some dumb things that could easily get you killed.
5/6/2012 4:46:15 PM
That an idiot
5/6/2012 4:54:41 PM
Originally Posted By ScrubJ:
That an idiot
That an idiot
turtles, i like
5/6/2012 4:57:11 PM
It's entertaining television but I have no illusions that I'm being educated about survival while I watch.
5/6/2012 4:57:53 PM
you're watching tv?
lol.
lol.
5/6/2012 4:59:41 PM
It seems to me I remember the first thing that asshat always did was try to get wet.
Pretty much the last thing you want to do unless absofuckinglutely necessary.
Pretty much the last thing you want to do unless absofuckinglutely necessary.
5/6/2012 5:01:19 PM
I like his lets slide down this hill because it'll be faster, or lets jump off this water fall, piss off this snake, slide down this glacier.
5/6/2012 5:02:01 PM
5/6/2012 5:03:53 PM
5/6/2012 5:12:51 PM
Without that contract his piss will no longer be as valuable
5/6/2012 5:12:53 PM
TV isn't real? Say it aint so
5/6/2012 5:18:52 PM
Did he drink his own piss yet?
5/6/2012 5:20:10 PM
Originally Posted By 6winchester2:
Did he drink his own piss yet?
Did he drink his own piss yet?
No, but I did. Gotta get my head in the game to watch the show.
5/6/2012 5:20:15 PM
Him walking around in the ice valley thingy seemed like one of the more dumb things lately.
5/6/2012 5:23:21 PM
Floating down a river surrounded by water...
Must drink my own piss to survive.
Must drink my own piss to survive.
5/6/2012 5:23:32 PM
Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:
No, but I did. Gotta get my head in the game to watch the show.
Originally Posted By 6winchester2:
Did he drink his own piss yet?
Did he drink his own piss yet?
No, but I did. Gotta get my head in the game to watch the show.
Dude, that's just....soooo wrong.
5/6/2012 5:23:55 PM
Floating down a river surrounded by water...
Must drink my own piss to survive.
Must drink my own piss to survive.
5/6/2012 5:35:07 PM
Originally Posted By neby98:
I like his lets slide down this hill because it'll be faster, or lets jump off this water fall, piss off this snake, slide down this glacier.
I like his lets slide down this hill because it'll be faster, or lets jump off this water fall, piss off this snake, slide down this glacier.
Before retiring to his hotel room for the night.
5/6/2012 5:46:54 PM
Originally Posted By 6winchester2:
Did he drink his own piss yet?
Did he drink his own piss yet?
no, but he did piss on himself to relieve the pain of a catfish barb in his hand.
i liked when he jumped 10 feet over water to the rescue ladder from the chopper, instead of letting the chopper get it closer.
He's such an over-dramatic doofus; it's hard to believe he was SAS.
ETA:
He caught the catfish, and started cutting big chunks out to eat raw. He dropped one hunk in the dirt, and just picked it up and took a bite; there was grass and debris all over it.
5/6/2012 6:14:12 PM
Originally Posted By LightningII:
no, but he did piss on himself to relieve the pain of a catfish barb in his hand.
i liked when he jumped 10 feet over water to the rescue ladder from the chopper, instead of letting the chopper get it closer.
He's such an over-dramatic doofus; it's hard to believe he was SAS.
Originally Posted By 6winchester2:
Did he drink his own piss yet?
Did he drink his own piss yet?
no, but he did piss on himself to relieve the pain of a catfish barb in his hand.
i liked when he jumped 10 feet over water to the rescue ladder from the chopper, instead of letting the chopper get it closer.
He's such an over-dramatic doofus; it's hard to believe he was SAS.
THIS! Most of those types of guys are the most laid back, cool headed, stay in the shadows people you will ever meet. But there's got to be one in every group I guess.
5/6/2012 6:23:19 PM
5/6/2012 6:55:57 PM
Whats a conract?
5/6/2012 6:59:59 PM
Originally Posted By redfish86:
It seems to me I remember the first thing that asshat always did was try to get wet.
Pretty much the last thing you want to do unless absofuckinglutely necessary.
It seems to me I remember the first thing that asshat always did was try to get wet.
Pretty much the last thing you want to do unless absofuckinglutely necessary.
You also have to remember to eat something raw minutes before starting your fire. That seems to be featured in every episode as well. I would love to have saved the early worship threads on him where people still tried to insist he was showing you how to survive 'hardcore'.
