shit homie, that be everyday for me.
Shit! Tomorrow! Damn, I'm a day early.....
Better watch a lot of porn and prep for tomorrow.

Originally Posted By Fugitive:
Shit! Tomorrow! Damn, I'm a day early.....
Better watch a lot of porn and prep for tomorrow.

Well technically according to wiki it's the 28th now.
BUT the entire month is "National Masturbation Month" so... enjoy!

Hmph, looks like I've been celebrating holidays I didn't know existed.

I didn't see that one on my calendar.
(Oh, wait a minute...it's right there if you squint real hard.)
Do I have to close my eyes and think of Octomom?
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At first I was like
Then I was like
And now I'm like

Originally Posted By A_Free_Man:
Do I have to close my eyes and think of Octomom?
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At first I was like
Then I was like
And now I'm like

GTFO
Now this thread is full of fuck
wait

I'll probably skip the parade.
Looks like I'll be staying up until midnight.
