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To the people who take babies and toddlers to baseball games:
5/4/2012 11:59:30 PM
Stop it!
That is all.
ETA:
Except for the children of Arfcom dads whose children (as we all should know by now) are adorable and well behaved. We are aware that Arfcom dads are parents of the finest caliber, would lay down their lives for their kids and are, of course, above average intelligence.
That is all.
ETA:
Except for the children of Arfcom dads whose children (as we all should know by now) are adorable and well behaved. We are aware that Arfcom dads are parents of the finest caliber, would lay down their lives for their kids and are, of course, above average intelligence.
5/5/2012 12:02:31 AM
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
5/5/2012 12:05:14 AM
Agreed. There a appropriate times and places for babies, toddlers and children. 11pm at a casual restaurant is not one of them. Neither is Wal Mart, etc, etc.
5/5/2012 12:05:56 AM
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
Agreed. And I'm the father of newborn twins. They won't be going out in public until they can listen and behave.
People who take their little screamers out are the epitome of rude and should be punched in the dangly bits.
5/5/2012 12:49:42 AM
Originally Posted By Averagebear:
Stop it!
That is all.
Stop it!
That is all.
Why? Are they waking you up while trying to nap since boring ass baseball put you to sleep
5/5/2012 12:54:27 AM
Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
Why? Are they waking you up while trying to nap since boring ass baseball put you to sleep
Originally Posted By Averagebear:
Stop it!
That is all.
Stop it!
That is all.
Why? Are they waking you up while trying to nap since boring ass baseball put you to sleep
Foul balls and drunks.
5/5/2012 12:55:24 AM
NO STROLLERS AT GUN SHOWS EITHER! STOP IT!
5/5/2012 12:55:47 AM
Originally Posted By NAEP3:
Agreed. There a appropriate times and places for babies, toddlers and children. 11pm at a casual restaurant is not one of them. Neither is Wal Mart, etc, etc.
Agreed. There a appropriate times and places for babies, toddlers and children. 11pm at a casual restaurant is not one of them. Neither is Wal Mart, etc, etc.
Yeah. At home. All the time.
5/5/2012 1:00:01 AM
Basement Dwellers Unite! Run the crotch fruit out of town!
5/5/2012 1:00:49 AM
5/5/2012 1:01:19 AM
Originally Posted By NAEP3:
Agreed. There a appropriate times and places for babies, toddlers and children. 11pm at a casual restaurant is not one of them. Neither is Wal Mart, etc, etc.
Agreed. There a appropriate times and places for babies, toddlers and children. 11pm at a casual restaurant is not one of them. Neither is Wal Mart, etc, etc.
Are you offering to babysit for all of ARFCOM as they buy Wal-Mart out of ammo? I'm planning on adopting kids w/ the fiancee, who will probably be working as a flight attendant. When she's out of town, kids will be accompanying me to Wal-Mart & gun shows. If they misbehave, they'll get spanked.
Wal-Mart's shopping carts have CHILD seats in them, or is that where you've been setting your purse?
Farmers Fight!
backbencher
5/5/2012 1:02:29 AM
To the people that go to baseball games for fucking social hour and are constantly walking up/down the stairways, blocking the view of someone actualy WANTING TO WATCH THE FUCKING GAME..... Go FUCK yourself.
Last Reds game I went to was terrible! Between the "fans" and the fucking consessions people, it fucking sucked. FUCK!
I ended up going way up into the nosebleeds, to a section NOBODY else was sitting in just so I could actually watch the game.
Last Reds game I went to was terrible! Between the "fans" and the fucking consessions people, it fucking sucked. FUCK!
I ended up going way up into the nosebleeds, to a section NOBODY else was sitting in just so I could actually watch the game.
5/5/2012 1:04:19 AM
I'll take my child anywhere the hell I like. She certainly smells better and is very likely better behaved than most of the adults they let out anyhow.
5/5/2012 1:07:00 AM
Originally Posted By Requiem:
NO STROLLERS AT GUN SHOWS EITHER! STOP IT!
NO STROLLERS AT GUN SHOWS EITHER! STOP IT!
My little one is old enough not to need one now, but when she wasn't, I took it.
How about you guys ban Hoverounds first, then we parents will consider leaving the strollers in the car?
5/5/2012 1:59:06 AM
Originally Posted By Averagebear:
Stop it!
That is all.
Stop it!
That is all.
Dude, It's a baseball game. Probably the most excitement you'll have in those 4 hours of drinking beer.
5/5/2012 2:01:00 AM
Originally Posted By SimonPhoto:
I'll take my child anywhere the hell I like. She certainly smells better and is very likely better behaved than most of the adults they let out anyhow.
I'll take my child anywhere the hell I like. She certainly smells better and is very likely better behaved than most of the adults they let out anyhow.
All the people toting these little demons around think they're well behaved little angels. They're wrong.
5/5/2012 2:01:00 AM
Originally Posted By SimonPhoto:
My little one is old enough not to need one now, but when she wasn't, I took it.
How about you guys ban Hoverounds first, then we parents will consider leaving the strollers in the car?
Originally Posted By Requiem:
NO STROLLERS AT GUN SHOWS EITHER! STOP IT!
NO STROLLERS AT GUN SHOWS EITHER! STOP IT!
My little one is old enough not to need one now, but when she wasn't, I took it.
How about you guys ban Hoverounds first, then we parents will consider leaving the strollers in the car?
no
5/5/2012 2:01:23 AM
Yeah and quit taking them to the carnival, playgrounds and the beach!
5/5/2012 2:05:56 AM
Originally Posted By SimonPhoto:
My little one is old enough not to need one now, but when she wasn't, I took it.
How about you guys ban Hoverounds first, then we parents will consider leaving the strollers in the car?
Originally Posted By Requiem:
NO STROLLERS AT GUN SHOWS EITHER! STOP IT!
NO STROLLERS AT GUN SHOWS EITHER! STOP IT!
My little one is old enough not to need one now, but when she wasn't, I took it.
How about you guys ban Hoverounds first, then we parents will consider leaving the strollers in the car?
I'm sure the gun show vendors would rather people stay home rather than bring a kid in a stroller.
Some of you people are just rude. Its one thing to not want a screaming child around with parents who do not understand discipline , but to act like children shouldn't go out anywhere ? You were young once too. I bet some of you even have fond memories of going somwhere or doing something with dad.5/5/2012 2:07:25 AM
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
I don't agree with planes. That's kind of the accepted way of travel for most people. Movies and plays sure, thats something that needs to be quiet and a luxury you really don't need.
But to say they shouldn't travel is a bit much. They bought their tickets too.
5/5/2012 2:10:46 AM
Originally Posted By 74AKZ:
I don't agree with planes. That's kind of the accepted way of travel for most people. Movies and plays sure, thats something that needs to be quiet and a luxury you really don't need.
But to say they shouldn't travel is a bit much. They bought their tickets too.
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
I don't agree with planes. That's kind of the accepted way of travel for most people. Movies and plays sure, thats something that needs to be quiet and a luxury you really don't need.
But to say they shouldn't travel is a bit much. They bought their tickets too.
When my son was three, we flew to Vegas for my sister's wedding. The only noise he made was telling the plane to "Go" right before take-off. He certainly caused less drama than the four German tourists who snuck Budweiser onto the plane.
5/5/2012 2:12:36 AM
Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:
All the people toting these little demons around think they're well behaved little angels. They're wrong.
Originally Posted By SimonPhoto:
I'll take my child anywhere the hell I like. She certainly smells better and is very likely better behaved than most of the adults they let out anyhow.
I'll take my child anywhere the hell I like. She certainly smells better and is very likely better behaved than most of the adults they let out anyhow.
All the people toting these little demons around think they're well behaved little angels. They're wrong.
Not my kid. That "high-spirited" mother fucker was like a pissed off monkey as a toddler. At least he had personality.
5/5/2012 2:14:15 AM
It's baseball, not golf or tennis.
5/5/2012 2:16:45 AM
As far as I'm concerned watching a baseball game is equivalent to watching paint dry.
5/5/2012 2:17:58 AM
I'm so in.
5/5/2012 2:23:31 AM
Originally Posted By Myke:
It's baseball, not golf or tennis.
It's baseball, not golf or tennis.
Right on. Around here the entitlement crowd put businesses out of business. Only so many bodies in one place which includes the humpers evil spawn. Promise them some free shit and a year later "Closed" since they spend no money.
Get some
5/5/2012 2:23:36 AM
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
5/5/2012 2:34:04 AM
Originally Posted By Rogue-Sasquatch:
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
Wait 'til some sissie or hairy legged man hater calls you a "breeder"...
5/5/2012 2:38:57 AM
Originally Posted By 74AKZ:
I don't agree with planes. That's kind of the accepted way of travel for most people. Movies and plays sure, thats something that needs to be quiet and a luxury you really don't need.
But to say they shouldn't travel is a bit much. They bought their tickets too.
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
I don't agree with planes. That's kind of the accepted way of travel for most people. Movies and plays sure, thats something that needs to be quiet and a luxury you really don't need.
But to say they shouldn't travel is a bit much. They bought their tickets too.
Put the children in the cargo section of the plane and we can come to an agreement.
5/5/2012 2:38:58 AM
Originally Posted By chadwimc:
Wait 'til some sissie or hairy legged man hater calls you a "breeder"...
Originally Posted By Rogue-Sasquatch:
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
Wait 'til some sissie or hairy legged man hater calls you a "breeder"...
or worse a "Humper"
5/5/2012 2:39:57 AM
Originally Posted By Rogue-Sasquatch:
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
You do that...
5/5/2012 3:04:22 AM
Originally Posted By NAEP3:
Agreed. There a appropriate times and places for babies, toddlers and children. 11pm at a casual restaurant is not one of them. Neither is Wal Mart, etc, etc.
Agreed. There a appropriate times and places for babies, toddlers and children. 11pm at a casual restaurant is not one of them. Neither is Wal Mart, etc, etc.
God forbid a crying baby ruins your precious shopping experience at fucking Wal-Mart!
Public places are generally occupied by the public, stay in the damn basement if you can't handle a little noise.
5/5/2012 3:07:23 AM
Originally Posted By SimonPhoto:
My little one is old enough not to need one now, but when she wasn't, I took it.
How about you guys ban Hoverounds first, then we parents will consider leaving the strollers in the car?
Originally Posted By Requiem:
NO STROLLERS AT GUN SHOWS EITHER! STOP IT!
NO STROLLERS AT GUN SHOWS EITHER! STOP IT!
My little one is old enough not to need one now, but when she wasn't, I took it.
How about you guys ban Hoverounds first, then we parents will consider leaving the strollers in the car?
Fat people in hoverounds who are obviously fit enough to walk iss me off. I wish I had a length of spike-strip everytime I see one of them holding up foot traffic somewhere.
5/5/2012 3:07:43 AM
Originally Posted By Mosin_Nagant:
God forbid a crying baby ruins your precious shopping experience at fucking Wal-Mart!
Public places are generally occupied by the public, stay in the damn basement if you can't handle a little noise.
Originally Posted By NAEP3:
Agreed. There a appropriate times and places for babies, toddlers and children. 11pm at a casual restaurant is not one of them. Neither is Wal Mart, etc, etc.
Agreed. There a appropriate times and places for babies, toddlers and children. 11pm at a casual restaurant is not one of them. Neither is Wal Mart, etc, etc.
God forbid a crying baby ruins your precious shopping experience at fucking Wal-Mart!
Public places are generally occupied by the public, stay in the damn basement if you can't handle a little noise.
I don't agree with Wal-Mart as we all know it's not the epitome of a shopping trip.
However, the restaurant is a big peeve of mine. Not the average place, but one where you expect to spend money for good food and service.
5/5/2012 3:07:46 AM
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
You do that...
Originally Posted By Rogue-Sasquatch:
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
You do that...
Did you guys hear something? Must have been the wind
5/5/2012 3:14:06 AM
Originally Posted By Mosin_Nagant:
Did you guys hear something? Must have been the wind
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
You do that...
Originally Posted By Rogue-Sasquatch:
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
You do that...
Did you guys hear something? Must have been the wind
Except that this the Internet... Hence, there are no verbal interactions taking place here.
5/5/2012 3:15:02 AM
Baseball sucks.... so does Basketball.
5/5/2012 3:18:50 AM
Keep your demon seeds out of the public, unless you have full control of them.
Grandparents bringing 3 screaming brats into the bank, and not able to control them.
The toddler is walking off, the 6yo is pouring coffee, and the 3yo is rolling around on the floor, and grandpa is telling the 6yo to hold onto the toddler, while grandma walks away without a care.
There needs to be a license to have kids.
Grandparents bringing 3 screaming brats into the bank, and not able to control them.
The toddler is walking off, the 6yo is pouring coffee, and the 3yo is rolling around on the floor, and grandpa is telling the 6yo to hold onto the toddler, while grandma walks away without a care.
There needs to be a license to have kids.
5/5/2012 3:25:48 AM
Originally Posted By Garand1911:
Keep your demon seeds out of the public, unless you have full control of them.
Grandparents bringing 3 screaming brats into the bank, and not able to control them.
The toddler is walking off, the 6yo is pouring coffee, and the 3yo is rolling around on the floor, and grandpa is telling the 6yo to hold onto the toddler, while grandma walks away without a care.
There needs to be a license to have kids.
Keep your demon seeds out of the public, unless you have full control of them.
Grandparents bringing 3 screaming brats into the bank, and not able to control them.
The toddler is walking off, the 6yo is pouring coffee, and the 3yo is rolling around on the floor, and grandpa is telling the 6yo to hold onto the toddler, while grandma walks away without a care.
There needs to be a license to have kids.
Gosh that must have been a horrible 5 minutes you spent in the bank having to deal with all that. I don't know how you manage to live with all that trauma you carry from such a grievous experience.
5/5/2012 3:45:43 AM
My 15 month old daughter is better behaved than most adults I know.
5/5/2012 3:49:01 AM
Originally Posted By xenophon21:
Foul balls and drunks.
Originally Posted By caduckgunner:
Why? Are they waking you up while trying to nap since boring ass baseball put you to sleep
Originally Posted By Averagebear:
Stop it!
That is all.
Stop it!
That is all.
Why? Are they waking you up while trying to nap since boring ass baseball put you to sleep
Foul balls and drunks.
I have yet to see a drunk toddler hit a foul ball.
5/5/2012 3:50:59 AM
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
Except that this the Internet... Hence, there are no verbal interactions taking place here.
Originally Posted By Mosin_Nagant:
Did you guys hear something? Must have been the wind
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
You do that...
Originally Posted By Rogue-Sasquatch:
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
You do that...
Did you guys hear something? Must have been the wind
Except that this the Internet... Hence, there are no verbal interactions taking place here.
Huh, I thought I heard something there for a second, too. Kind of a gust of warm air.
Maybe there's a draft.
5/5/2012 4:01:06 AM
Originally Posted By Rogue-Sasquatch:
Huh, I thought I heard something there for a second, too. Kind of a gust of warm air.
Maybe there's a draft.
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
Except that this the Internet... Hence, there are no verbal interactions taking place here.
Originally Posted By Mosin_Nagant:
Did you guys hear something? Must have been the wind
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
You do that...
Originally Posted By Rogue-Sasquatch:
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
I immediately ignore any further sounds out of the mouth of anyone who uses the word "crotch fruit".
I start earlier when they're from Texas.
Hasn't failed me yet.
You do that...
Did you guys hear something? Must have been the wind
Except that this the Internet... Hence, there are no verbal interactions taking place here.
Huh, I thought I heard something there for a second, too. Kind of a gust of warm air.
Maybe there's a draft.
Must be all that shitty weather we've had lately.
5/5/2012 4:09:48 AM
A negative stigma attached to having children may result in us becoming like Japan...a country with a negative population growth.
Careful what you wish for.
Careful what you wish for.
5/5/2012 4:12:29 AM
Originally Posted By Requiem:
NO STROLLERS AT GUN SHOWS EITHER! STOP IT!
NO STROLLERS AT GUN SHOWS EITHER! STOP IT!
You stole my post.
5/5/2012 4:47:36 AM
There definitely should be a soundproof section on planes for babies.
5/5/2012 5:24:29 AM
Originally Posted By slama682:
When my son was three, we flew to Vegas for my sister's wedding. The only noise he made was telling the plane to "Go" right before take-off. He certainly caused less drama than the four German tourists who snuck Budweiser onto the plane.
Originally Posted By 74AKZ:
I don't agree with planes. That's kind of the accepted way of travel for most people. Movies and plays sure, thats something that needs to be quiet and a luxury you really don't need.
But to say they shouldn't travel is a bit much. They bought their tickets too.
Originally Posted By EasTexan:
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
And...
planes
Nice restaurants
Movies
Plays
Keep the crotch Fruit at home for fuck sake.
I don't agree with planes. That's kind of the accepted way of travel for most people. Movies and plays sure, thats something that needs to be quiet and a luxury you really don't need.
But to say they shouldn't travel is a bit much. They bought their tickets too.
When my son was three, we flew to Vegas for my sister's wedding. The only noise he made was telling the plane to "Go" right before take-off. He certainly caused less drama than the four German tourists who snuck Budweiser onto the plane.
I call bullshit on that story, unless the Germans were trying to buy bottled water and the store was out.
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5/5/2012 5:32:34 AM
Concerts!
I fucking hate seeing hippies bringing babies to concerts.
I don't know what's worse, the loudness or the pot.
I really fucking hate hippies.
I fucking hate seeing hippies bringing babies to concerts.
I don't know what's worse, the loudness or the pot.
I really fucking hate hippies.
5/5/2012 5:50:50 AM
I think what the OP was getting at was several vids of parents (fathers mostly) that have their baby on their laps while trying to catch a foul ball/homerun. Seems the ball was more important.
5/5/2012 6:06:42 AM
Originally Posted By NAEP3:
Agreed. There a appropriate times and places for babies, toddlers and children. 11pm at a casual restaurant is not one of them. Neither is Wal Mart, etc, etc.
Agreed. There a appropriate times and places for babies, toddlers and children. 11pm at a casual restaurant is not one of them. Neither is Wal Mart, etc, etc.
Wal mart?
5/5/2012 6:15:18 AM
Bunch of whiny little bitches in here. You adults cry bitch and whine way more than a typical baby or toddler.
My daughter is three and a half months old, I take her everywhere with me (even restaurants and walmart 
), she has never cried once in public (because I am a responsible parent and only take her out when she is fed/changed/happy).
), she has never cried once in public (because I am a responsible parent and only take her out when she is fed/changed/happy).Sure not every parent is that responsible but the majority are, and they are mortified if their "crotch fruit" starts to fuss. The majority of parents will leave their meal or shopping cart behind and go change or feed their baby immediately so they don't disturb others.
ETA: I agree about baseball games though, too dangerous.
