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What a weird place to find a snake (on my motorcycle)
5/2/2012 7:10:17 AM
Stopped at a gas station and was WTF 
. Kinda embarrassed that I didn't see him when I checked my bike out before the ride 
Gorgeous little guy. Always liked their colors.
. Kinda embarrassed that I didn't see him when I checked my bike out before the ride
Gorgeous little guy. Always liked their colors.
5/2/2012 7:11:30 AM
Nice kitteh!
5/2/2012 7:12:22 AM
corn snake looks like to me , make ok pets and that is still a baby. I just got one sunday for my tank. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1318003_say_hello_to_my_new_possum____.html
5/2/2012 7:14:23 AM
What is it?
(Don't say a snake.)
(Don't say a snake.)
5/2/2012 7:15:11 AM
5/2/2012 7:15:18 AM
Originally Posted By abnk:
What is it?
(Don't say a snake.)
What is it?
(Don't say a snake.)
Reptile.
ETA, If I find something like that in my car it would have been thrown in traffic or set on fire. Fuck I hate snakes.
5/2/2012 7:15:42 AM
Beautiful corn snake. Looks like he did find a safe place to take a MC ride.
5/2/2012 7:16:19 AM
Originally Posted By stangboy555:
Reptile
Originally Posted By abnk:
What is it?
(Don't say a snake.)
What is it?
(Don't say a snake.)
Reptile
5/2/2012 7:23:40 AM
Awesome!
That reminded me of the movie Deep Rising (the scene is at the 00:45 second mark
)
5/2/2012 7:26:46 AM
Good job on not killing it like 99% of people on here would do.
5/2/2012 7:28:59 AM
Snake not wearing a helmet: -10
Snake dressed in full (snake) leathers: +20
Your Sir win.
What did you do with the little critter?
Snake dressed in full (snake) leathers: +20
Your Sir win.
What did you do with the little critter?
5/2/2012 7:29:37 AM
Originally Posted By mclark202:
Good job on not killing it like 99% of people on here would do.
Good job on not killing it like 99% of people on here would do.
Nah no way. Snakes are awesome. He didn't even try to scare me off, really calm little guy. He is now living in the grass around sams club
Originally Posted By mike-munich:
Snake not wearing a helmet: -10
Snake dressed in full (snake) leathers: +20
Your Sir win.
What did you do with the little critter?
Snake not wearing a helmet: -10
Snake dressed in full (snake) leathers: +20
Your Sir win.
What did you do with the little critter?
LOL, I would've like to released him a wooded lot, but no way to carry him on the bike. He should be good to go though.
5/2/2012 7:29:41 AM
Real good snake
5/2/2012 7:31:38 AM
he's embarrassed he's riding a yamaha, that's why he was hiding!
5/2/2012 7:31:47 AM
I approve of this thread. 
5/2/2012 7:32:18 AM
Originally Posted By stangboy555:
Reptile.
ETA, If I find something like that in my car it would have been thrown in traffic or set on fire set on fire and THEN thrown in traffic. Fuck I hate snakes.
Originally Posted By abnk:
What is it?
(Don't say a snake.)
What is it?
(Don't say a snake.)
Reptile.
ETA, If I find something like that in my car it would have been thrown in traffic or set on fire set on fire and THEN thrown in traffic. Fuck I hate snakes.
I'm dying here, thinking of seeing someone tossing a flaming snake out of their window driving down the highway...
"WTF was that? Oh just a flaming snake. Wait, what?"
5/2/2012 7:33:12 AM
Originally Posted By winddummy82:
he's embarrassed he's riding a yamaha, that's why he was hiding!
he's embarrassed he's riding a yamaha, that's why he was hiding!
5/2/2012 7:53:19 AM
Wow. I would have unleashed my usual SLAG response when I saw the snake.
Scream
Like
A
Girl.
Scream
Like
A
Girl.
5/2/2012 9:58:01 AM
I usually find a mouse nest in the airbox. 
Got stuck working on an NC50 back in the day. Removed the headlight to replace a bulb, and was swarmed by a hoard of ROACHES!
I'll take the snake anyday.
Got stuck working on an NC50 back in the day. Removed the headlight to replace a bulb, and was swarmed by a hoard of ROACHES!
I'll take the snake anyday.
5/2/2012 10:07:34 AM
Good thing you weren't doing 80 down the interstate when he decides to start crawling up your arm.
5/2/2012 10:08:31 AM
That's a cool snake!
5/2/2012 10:09:29 AM
I hate snakes .
I would've put a sock in the gas tank and set the bike on fire.
I would've put a sock in the gas tank and set the bike on fire.
5/2/2012 10:11:24 AM
Originally Posted By itsARanchrifle:
I hate snakes .
I would've put a sock in the gas tank and set the bike on fire.
I hate snakes .
I would've put a sock in the gas tank and set the bike on fire.
HAHAHA!!!
5/2/2012 10:13:55 AM
Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Good thing you weren't doing 80 down the interstate when he decides to start crawling up your arm.
Good thing you weren't doing 80 down the interstate when he decides to start crawling up your arm.
OP, is practicing
There's nothing more frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.
5/2/2012 10:14:04 AM
Originally Posted By itsARanchrifle:
I hate snakes .
I would've put a sock in the gas tank and set the bike on fire.
I hate snakes .
I would've put a sock in the gas tank and set the bike on fire.
Yep......Its the only way to be sure.
5/2/2012 10:14:27 AM
I would probably wreck if I was going down the road and saw a snake in/under my instrument panel. 
5/2/2012 10:14:42 AM
He was after the heat.
5/2/2012 10:15:14 AM
T — Tires & Wheels
C — Controls
L — Lights
O — Oil
C — Chassis
K — Kickstand
S - Snake
C — Controls
L — Lights
O — Oil
C — Chassis
K — Kickstand
S - Snake
5/2/2012 10:18:14 AM
It's amazing how many tough, macho guys on this site become absolutely unreasonable when they see a harmless little serpent.
All these guys should automatically receive a vagina icon to let everybody know what a huge pussy they are.
All these guys should automatically receive a vagina icon to let everybody know what a huge pussy they are.
5/2/2012 10:19:03 AM
Snake needs goggles. Dont want his eyeballs drying out.
5/2/2012 10:27:38 AM
If I found a snake in my bike, I would immediately name it Plisskin and keep it forever.
Any snake that rides is just 100% badass.
Any snake that rides is just 100% badass.
5/2/2012 10:43:35 AM
Originally Posted By brouhaha:
It's amazing how many tough, macho guys on this site become absolutely unreasonable when they see a harmless little serpent.
All these guys should automatically receive a vagina icon to let everybody know what a huge pussy they are.
It's amazing how many tough, macho guys on this site become absolutely unreasonable when they see a harmless little serpent.
All these guys should automatically receive a vagina icon to let everybody know what a huge pussy they are.
5/2/2012 10:46:45 AM
Originally Posted By abnk:
What is it?
(Don't say a snake.)
What is it?
(Don't say a snake.)
.
Possum.
5/2/2012 10:46:51 AM
Originally Posted By itsARanchrifle:
I hate snakes .
I would've put a sock in the gas tank and set the bike on fire.
I hate snakes .
I would've put a sock in the gas tank and set the bike on fire.
My father rides and hates snakes, he would've done this.
5/2/2012 10:48:42 AM
Originally Posted By mclark202:
Good job on not killing it like 99% of people on here would do.
Good job on not killing it like 99% of people on here would do.
this
5/2/2012 10:49:48 AM
I pulled the cover off of my Kamado cooker and bent down to open the air vent.
Saw something black coiled under the base.
After I landed I watched him stick his head out and flick the air with his tongue.
3' pine snake. I've seen him before. One fall my wife called me out and we saw his head sticking up out of the maple leaves that covered the ground. I've seen him gliding across the patio from one bush bed to the other.
He decided to not stick around for the barbque and crawled down the side of the house. This spring the air conditioning guy servicing the units saw him under the house.
There have been no chipmunks around for some time. I wish he could take care of the squirrels and cats as well.
Saw something black coiled under the base.
After I landed I watched him stick his head out and flick the air with his tongue.
3' pine snake. I've seen him before. One fall my wife called me out and we saw his head sticking up out of the maple leaves that covered the ground. I've seen him gliding across the patio from one bush bed to the other.
He decided to not stick around for the barbque and crawled down the side of the house. This spring the air conditioning guy servicing the units saw him under the house.
There have been no chipmunks around for some time. I wish he could take care of the squirrels and cats as well.
5/2/2012 10:55:06 AM
Loud pipes save snakes? Loud snakes save lives? Snake pipes live loud? I'm confused...
5/2/2012 11:03:01 AM
Originally Posted By callgood:
I pulled the cover off of my Kamado cooker and bent down to open the air vent.
Saw something black coiled under the base.
After I landed I watched him stick his head out and flick the air with his tongue.
3' pine snake. I've seen him before. One fall my wife called me out and we saw his head sticking up out of the maple leaves that covered the ground. I've seen him gliding across the patio from one bush bed to the other.
He decided to not stick around for the barbque and crawled down the side of the house. This spring the air conditioning guy servicing the units saw him under the house.
There have been no chipmunks around for some time. I wish he could take care of the squirrels and cats as well.
I pulled the cover off of my Kamado cooker and bent down to open the air vent.
Saw something black coiled under the base.
After I landed I watched him stick his head out and flick the air with his tongue.
3' pine snake. I've seen him before. One fall my wife called me out and we saw his head sticking up out of the maple leaves that covered the ground. I've seen him gliding across the patio from one bush bed to the other.
He decided to not stick around for the barbque and crawled down the side of the house. This spring the air conditioning guy servicing the units saw him under the house.
There have been no chipmunks around for some time. I wish he could take care of the squirrels and cats as well.
At our old house, we had 30,40,50 (who knows how many) garder snakes living under the concrete slab back patio.
I was mowing the backyard, the wife was fiddling with potted plants or something.
I heard her scream, over the lawn mower engine, from 30+yds away.
I think she crossed the 20 feet from her position to the back french door in 2 steps.
Just to the side of the patio was a big ball of garder snakes mating.
We never, ever had an insect or rodent problem while living there. I knew why at that point. They were allowed to live.
5/2/2012 11:05:35 AM
Originally Posted By itsARanchrifle:
I hate snakes .
I would've put a sock in the gas tank and set the bike on fire.
I hate snakes .
I would've put a sock in the gas tank and set the bike on fire.
Damn right.
There would be a smoking hulk where my bike once stood.
TRG
5/2/2012 11:08:39 AM
Originally Posted By brouhaha:
It's amazing how many tough, macho guys on this site become absolutely unreasonable when they see a harmless little serpent.
All these guys should automatically receive a vagina icon to let everybody know what a huge pussy they are.
It's amazing how many tough, macho guys on this site become absolutely unreasonable when they see a harmless little serpent.
All these guys should automatically receive a vagina icon to let everybody know what a huge pussy they are.
I'll let you volunteer, any time, to go in my chicken coop and gather eggs at dusk, or early morning.
It is the perfect light so that you can't see whether the nest is full of dark brown eggs, or a coiled dark brown snake.
Of course, there is always the chance that the snake is actually behind the feeds sacks, along the wall by a ground nest as well. Stick your hand down there and find out.
We'll see who gets a vagina icon then.
TRG
5/2/2012 11:17:55 AM
Originally Posted By winddummy82:
he's embarrassed he's riding a yamaha, that's why he was hiding!
he's embarrassed he's riding a yamaha, that's why he was hiding!
That's just mean!
But funny!!!!
5/2/2012 11:18:46 AM
Woooo boy! If I had seen that while riding?
5/2/2012 11:24:29 AM
One of my riding buddies and I were riding some trails, we get to a stop and rest and he takes off his helmet because he thinks he has a bug in it, and when he flips it off a little snake about that size falls on the ground out of his lid. It must have been in a low-hanging branch and he scooped it up....rode with it next to his face for about 2 miles of trails.
He's terrified of snakes too, about shit himself. It was a harmless little guy, obviously....I'd be biting a motherfucker if I got scooped out of a tree.
He's terrified of snakes too, about shit himself. It was a harmless little guy, obviously....I'd be biting a motherfucker if I got scooped out of a tree.
5/2/2012 11:27:10 AM
Originally Posted By LCPL4ever:
LOL, I would've like to released him a wooded lot, but no way to carry him on the bike. He should be good to go though.
LOL, I would've like to released him a wooded lot, but no way to carry him on the bike. He should be good to go though.
Carry? The snake already figured out how to ride. You're lucky he didn't wheelie off down the road as soon as you jumped off the seat.
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5/2/2012 11:30:37 AM
I would have brunt the bike and the entire gas station down, only way to be sure.
5/2/2012 11:31:52 AM
Definately a corn snake, good on you for not killing it.
They eat vermin.
They eat vermin.
5/2/2012 11:35:10 AM
Which Dainese gloves are those?
5/2/2012 11:44:41 AM
awesome looking snake. I found one about that same size in my strawberry plants a few days ago.
5/2/2012 11:44:52 AM
Beautiful little corn snake. Good on you for not killing it.
5/2/2012 11:55:46 AM
Originally Posted By doggscube:
T — Tires & Wheels
C — Controls
L — Lights
O — Oil
C — Chassis
K — Kickstand
S - Snake
T — Tires & Wheels
C — Controls
L — Lights
O — Oil
C — Chassis
K — Kickstand
S - Snake
Beat me to it.5/2/2012 1:14:01 PM
Originally Posted By keroppl:
Which Dainese gloves are those?
Which Dainese gloves are those?
4 stroke
