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BlueJames  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 8:39:37 PM
Why are these currently cruising my neighborhood? Do I post here too much?

03rubicon  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 8:40:23 PM
It's to late for you
RI0T  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 8:40:30 PM

must be a doughnut shop nearby


hourglassing  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 8:42:27 PM
Lookin' for clean ho's, yo!
DocBach  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 8:42:39 PM
looking to confiscate IR lasers
sporter  [Member]
4/28/2012 8:43:09 PM
Originally Posted By DocBach:
looking to confiscate IR lasers


And Uzi's
MeTarzan  [Member]
4/28/2012 8:43:33 PM
Don't forget to give them the "I'm a good guy" signal as they pass. Remember, middle finger extended, BACK of the hand towards them.
rebel_rifle  [Member]
4/28/2012 8:43:44 PM
Dibs on guns!
LightningII  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 8:46:41 PM
security for federal property, I believe.
BlueJames  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 8:47:16 PM
Originally Posted By DocBach:
looking to confiscate IR lasers



I don't know what those are... and I definitely don't have any...
kelone  [Member]
4/28/2012 8:47:25 PM
So much disrespect for our federal agents putting it on the line every day to keep us safe from terrorism...
Bama-Shooter  [Site Staff]
4/28/2012 8:47:51 PM
Originally Posted By LightningII:
security for federal property, I believe.


You are correct.
whiskerz  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 8:49:43 PM
Originally Posted By kelone:
So much disrespect for our federal agents putting it on the line every day to keep us safe from terrorism...


Homeland sounds to much like fatherland for me ............................... They do a really shitty job here of finding illegals . It would require them to go 1 exit up the interstate from the office
c0t0d0s0  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 8:49:58 PM
Originally Posted By kelone:
So much disrespect for our federal agents putting it on the line every day to keep us safe from terrorism...


We have those in the DHS?
fettesbrotde  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 8:51:14 PM

Originally Posted By c0t0d0s0:
Originally Posted By kelone:
So much disrespect for our federal agents putting it on the line every day to keep us safe from terrorism...


We have those in the DHS?

CBP falls under DHS...

Just sayin...
GurkaDin  [Member]
4/28/2012 8:52:49 PM
Originally Posted By BlueJames:
Why are these currently cruising my neighborhood? Do I post here too much?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/45/Homeland_Security_(USA)_SUV_Washington.JPG/1280px-Homeland_Security_(USA)_SUV_Washington.JPG


That's a wiki pic

Veracity  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 8:59:45 PM
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ParanoidYankee  [Member]
4/28/2012 9:06:56 PM
Damn. I thought I was alone.
Wheaton_Hills_Sport  [Member]
4/28/2012 9:08:54 PM
Don't worry, if you live in the DC area there are about two hundred armed agencies, my favorite is the Department of Agriculture Police patrolling the agricultural research center in Beltsville, perhaps to prevent enemy agents from purloining the enormous radioactive sheep . . .
Danner130  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 9:09:09 PM
Originally Posted By kelone:
So much disrespect for our federal agents putting it on the line every day to keep us safe from terrorism...


Bullshit.

DHS is a bloated pile of crap.
Bama-Shooter  [Site Staff]
4/28/2012 9:10:23 PM
Originally Posted By kelone:
So much disrespect for our federal agents putting it on the line every day to keep us safe from terrorism...


They are building security guards.
556therapy  [Member]
4/28/2012 9:10:35 PM
Originally Posted By LightningII:
security for federal property, I believe.


Yep, its the building police. Be afraid, very afraid.....not. If you park in the red zone you're going down!
ckichinko  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 9:10:40 PM
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By LightningII:
security for federal property, I believe.


You are correct.


I would've thought that would be obvious from the Protective Services badging..
Bama-Shooter  [Site Staff]
4/28/2012 9:20:14 PM
Originally Posted By ckichinko:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By LightningII:
security for federal property, I believe.


You are correct.


I would've thought that would be obvious from the Protective Services badging..


But I can assure they think they are HSLD.

The ones I met were major douchebags.
Frosty451  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 9:24:39 PM
Originally Posted By kelone:
So much disrespect for our federal agents putting it on the line every day to keep us safe from terrorism...

They'd be better spent on the border for that purpose, than in Bumfuk, Wisconsin. I've seen quite a few DHS vehicles tooling around up here. I didnt know cows were a high profile target.



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JoeCoastie  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 9:26:09 PM

Originally Posted By fettesbrotde:

Originally Posted By c0t0d0s0:
Originally Posted By kelone:
So much disrespect for our federal agents putting it on the line every day to keep us safe from terrorism...


We have those in the DHS?

CBP falls under DHS...

Just sayin...
just about all the alphabet soup agencies fall under DHS as well as the USCG.

BlueJames  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 9:31:33 PM
Currently about 5-6 of these cruising up and down the street. Two of them are parked at the corner and the officers appear to be talking. Several neighbors are watching them too.

ETA: I live in a suburb of Cincinnati, single family homes, some horse farms, etc. No Fed property that I'm aware of.
coldair  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 9:38:11 PM
break out your 800mm lense canon and post the pictures up here
HKocher  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 9:44:32 PM
Originally Posted By BlueJames:
Currently about 5-6 of these cruising up and down the street. Two of them are parked at the corner and the officers appear to be talking. Several neighbors are watching them too.

ETA: I live in a suburb of Cincinnati, single family homes, some horse farms, etc. No Fed property that I'm aware of.


Trust me, they don't do shit, just building security.
95BLuv  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 9:45:40 PM
Did you make your kids do chores today?
Norinco982lover  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 9:46:16 PM
Originally Posted By kelone:
So much disrespect for our federal agents putting it on the line every day to keep us safe from terrorism...


how about we secure the border first?
HKocher  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 9:50:48 PM
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
But I can assure they think they are HSLD.

The ones I met were major douchebags.


Every one I've ever met claimed to be a "firearms instructor". If they're all firearms instructors, do they have to take turns qualifying each other?

One guy actually offered to qualify me and my partner if we needed it.

I wouldn't necessarily call them douchebags, that's a bit harsh, but the ones I've met were definitely ignorant of their ranking on the LEO food chain.
RedHotChiliPepper  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 9:57:04 PM
A couple of weeks ago I passed Border Patrol cruising southbound on I-65 in Alabama.
Molotov357  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 9:58:13 PM
Originally Posted By LightningII:
security for federal property, I believe.


Correct. They mostly investigate threats to social security.

OP, do you have an air port or any federal installations near you?
Bama-Shooter  [Site Staff]
4/28/2012 9:59:46 PM
Originally Posted By RedHotChiliPepper:
A couple of weeks ago I passed Border Patrol cruising southbound on I-65 in Alabama.


Lot's of them along the I-10 in AL, MS.
45-Seventy  [Member]
4/28/2012 10:01:30 PM
DHS in your neighborhood? You're posting here just enough...

DHS staking out your house? You're borderline. Stick to the technical forums for awhile and stay out of GD.

DHS shooting your dog, burning down your neighbors house and kicking in your door? Posting here too much.

Just a handy rule of thumb.
c0t0d0s0  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 10:33:26 PM
Originally Posted By fettesbrotde:

Originally Posted By c0t0d0s0:
Originally Posted By kelone:
So much disrespect for our federal agents putting it on the line every day to keep us safe from terrorism...


We have those in the DHS?

CBP falls under DHS...

Just sayin...


Would those guys be the ones that stop me when I'm driving west bound on I-10?
junkxp  [Member]
4/28/2012 10:38:54 PM
Free money and have to spent it like any other agency.
HogJaws  [Member]
4/28/2012 10:39:09 PM
WOLVERIIIIINES!!!!!!!!!!
A_Free_Man  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 10:44:34 PM
Walk on over, ask them what the fuck they are doing in your neighborhood.

MIDGAPATRIOT  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 10:51:50 PM
Originally Posted By kelone:
So much disrespect for our federal agents putting it on the line every day to keep us safe from terrorism...


skunk-ape  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 10:59:59 PM
Future Top Shot contestants inside that vehicle
junkxp  [Member]
4/28/2012 11:01:15 PM
Originally Posted By RedHotChiliPepper:
A couple of weeks ago I passed Border Patrol cruising southbound on I-65 in Alabama.


Sure as hell aren't picking anyone up here without a rail. Good money in holding and it makes it look like you are doing something.
Recon_by_Fire  [Member]
4/28/2012 11:07:29 PM
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By ckichinko:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By LightningII:
security for federal property, I believe.


You are correct.


I would've thought that would be obvious from the Protective Services badging..


But I can assure they think they are HSLD.

The ones I met were major douchebags.


There were a few cool ones back in LA. Okay, one anyway!

50cal  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 11:13:09 PM
Been seeing quite a few of those vehicles here in Knoxville.
Bama-Shooter  [Site Staff]
4/28/2012 11:32:46 PM
Originally Posted By A_Free_Man:
Walk on over, ask them what the fuck they are doing in your neighborhood.



This.
thatguywiththeak  [Member]
4/28/2012 11:34:09 PM
Originally Posted By sporter:
Originally Posted By DocBach:
looking to confiscate IR lasers


And Uzi's


huh? I must have missed that one.












I'm sure I'm on some sort of list for telling that HSI guy to kill himself here.
Guardian05  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 11:35:34 PM
Wrap that tin-foil tighter OP
WilliamGray  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 11:38:39 PM
Originally Posted By fettesbrotde:

Originally Posted By c0t0d0s0:
Originally Posted By kelone:
So much disrespect for our federal agents putting it on the line every day to keep us safe from terrorism...


We have those in the DHS?

CBP falls under DHS...

Just sayin...

But they drive Ford Raptors, Jeep Rubicons, and Humvees with the same paint scheme, just green.
Lumpy03  [Team Member]
4/28/2012 11:41:08 PM
Originally Posted By HKocher:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
But I can assure they think they are HSLD.

The ones I met were major douchebags.


Every one I've ever met claimed to be a "firearms instructor". If they're all firearms instructors, do they have to take turns qualifying each other?

One guy actually offered to qualify me and my partner if we needed it.

I wouldn't necessarily call them douchebags, that's a bit harsh, but the ones I've met were definitely ignorant of their ranking on the LEO food chain.



Not dissing Masons, as my Dad was a 32nd Degree, but:

I remember a Masonic bumper sticker many years ago: "To be one, ask one."