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Strippers say accused pimp 'Jell-O' is innocent...
4/27/2012 7:47:00 PM
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Strippers-say-accused-pimp-Jell-O-is-innocent-3515967.php
"Bitches say Wut?"
"Is Jell-O gonna have to choke a bitch?"
That needs to be photoshopped...
A judge Friday denied sanctuary to a man accused of running a prostitution ring in Colorado despite pleas from three strippers their friend is not a pimp.
"Bitches say Wut?"
"Is Jell-O gonna have to choke a bitch?"
That needs to be photoshopped...
4/27/2012 7:48:50 PM
2nd from the left please.
4/27/2012 7:48:50 PM
One them hotties owns a rifle and a pink .380! 
4/27/2012 7:49:21 PM
Court-at-Law judge Sherman Ross' court, generally a busy and noisy courtroom, was quiet as lawyers and defendants listened to the women testify about their lifestyles.
Kelly said dancing has paid for several luxury cars, including a truck, a van and a Bentley.
Laughhead said she owns an assault rifle and a pink .380 caliber pistol.
Kelly said dancing has paid for several luxury cars, including a truck, a van and a Bentley.
Laughhead said she owns an assault rifle and a pink .380 caliber pistol.
4/27/2012 7:49:23 PM
Originally Posted By Alien:
2nd from the left please.
2nd from the left please.
That's kinda an ugly tie, but I guess what ever floats your boat man!
4/27/2012 7:51:13 PM
Originally Posted By JoshAR:
That's kinda an ugly tie, but I guess what ever floats your boat man!
Originally Posted By Alien:
2nd from the left please.
2nd from the left please.
That's kinda an ugly tie, but I guess what ever floats your boat man!
4/27/2012 7:52:05 PM
Talk about covering for the boss..........
4/27/2012 7:53:39 PM
I would hit all them hos 
4/27/2012 7:55:04 PM
Girls = not guilty
Jell-O = guilty
I can tell just by looking if someone is guilty.
When I get summoned for jury duty, and explain my ability, for some reason I never get picked.
Jell-O = guilty
I can tell just by looking if someone is guilty.
When I get summoned for jury duty, and explain my ability, for some reason I never get picked.
4/27/2012 7:55:48 PM
2 3 1 4
4/27/2012 7:57:02 PM
All pimps should fry
4/27/2012 7:59:00 PM
Originally Posted By bmslade:
Girls = not guilty
Jell-O = guilty
I can tell just by looking if someone is guilty.
When I get summoned for jury duty, and explain my ability, for some reason I never get picked.
Girls = not guilty
Jell-O = guilty
I can tell just by looking if someone is guilty.
When I get summoned for jury duty, and explain my ability, for some reason I never get picked.
The two on the right are guilty. 2nd from the right only get probation though.
4/27/2012 7:59:19 PM
Wow
, you know he's a classy guy because he's wearing his finest jeans to court. As a side note I am really not looking forward to having to pick a wife out of the current crop of girls my age.
, you know he's a classy guy because he's wearing his finest jeans to court. As a side note I am really not looking forward to having to pick a wife out of the current crop of girls my age.4/27/2012 8:02:03 PM
two in the middle are pretty hot
i'd like to see them naked
4/27/2012 8:05:08 PM
4/27/2012 8:07:09 PM
Seems legit
4/27/2012 8:09:37 PM
I would PAY to have represented Jell-O at this hearing
"These three strippers who live with me who have been arrested for prostitution here from out of state are not my whores! we're pals!" What an awesome hearing for a Friday. Great way to finish off the week.
What an awesome hearing for a Friday. Great way to finish off the week.4/27/2012 8:10:11 PM
b!tch say what!
edit:just a second too late
edit:just a second too late
4/27/2012 8:12:42 PM
maury povich voice: congrats jell-o you are not the father
4/27/2012 8:13:46 PM
4/27/2012 8:19:57 PM
Fo sho some hoes in that pic.
4/27/2012 8:26:54 PM
Is he Orangejello or Lemonjello?
4/27/2012 8:27:01 PM
so how much for an hour and which one is into guns 
4/27/2012 8:28:43 PM
Dem hoes
4/27/2012 8:36:14 PM
Originally Posted By JoshAR:
One them hotties owns a rifle and a pink .380!
One them hotties owns a rifle and a pink .380!
4/27/2012 8:42:07 PM
Prostitution should be legal, pimping should be punishable by death.
4/27/2012 8:47:20 PM
Nevermind
4/27/2012 8:48:48 PM
Originally Posted By ColdboreDreamer:
http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/12/74/47/2869700/5/628x471.jpg
Originally Posted By JoshAR:
One them hotties owns a rifle and a pink .380!
One them hotties owns a rifle and a pink .380!
http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/12/74/47/2869700/5/628x471.jpg
Judge looks like he;s getting an eyefull
GR
4/27/2012 8:50:27 PM
She looks like she can't decide if she should testify or deep throat the microphone!
GR
4/27/2012 8:57:12 PM
Step 1- Wear see-through top
Step 2- Go to court
Step 3- ????
Step 4- Profit
Well I guess there is no such thing as bad publicity...
The judge seems to be considering her.
Step 2- Go to court
Step 3- ????
Step 4- Profit
Well I guess there is no such thing as bad publicity...
The judge seems to be considering her.
4/27/2012 9:00:20 PM
Guilty
4/27/2012 9:00:21 PM
So Obama's various welfare leach uncles and aunts can stay but Jell-O, a productive citizen with several employees providing a service that's apparently in demand gets sent home?
4/27/2012 9:06:18 PM
Originally Posted By Alien:
2nd from the left please.
2nd from the left please.
Yes, would smash
4/27/2012 9:19:33 PM
It was the 4th one that did him in. Snoop Dog had it right- can't trust them hoes!
4/27/2012 9:32:15 PM
4/27/2012 11:16:56 PM
Jell-o has a thing for brunettes.
4/28/2012 6:32:12 PM
"Basically, because he's black and hanging out with four white girls, he's a pimp," Kara Laughead testified in an extradition hearing for Germaine Wallace.
Laughead, a stripper who has been friends with Wallace for six years, said authorities in Denver are conspiring to jail him for his role in an alleged prostitution ring because of his race.
"Racial profiling is wrong," she said.
Laughead, a stripper who has been friends with Wallace for six years, said authorities in Denver are conspiring to jail him for his role in an alleged prostitution ring because of his race.
"Racial profiling is wrong," she said.
4/28/2012 6:41:52 PM
Originally Posted By greenranger:
http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/12/74/47/2869701/5/628x471.jpg
She looks like she can't decide if she should testify or deep throat the microphone!
GR
http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/12/74/47/2869701/5/628x471.jpg
She looks like she can't decide if she should testify or deep throat the microphone!
GR
Sheesh! Up close her face looks like the surface of the moon!
4/28/2012 6:46:19 PM
My very first thought was:
"Upgrayedd."
"Upgrayedd."
4/28/2012 6:48:08 PM
Originally Posted By Berserkr556:
All pimps should fry
All pimps should fry
Yep.
4/28/2012 7:31:34 PM
Originally Posted By Aimless:
I would PAY to have represented Jell-O at this hearing
I would PAY to have represented Jell-O at this hearing
"These three strippers who live with me who have been arrested for prostitution here from out of state are not my whores! we're pals!" What an awesome hearing for a Friday. Great way to finish off the week.
What an awesome hearing for a Friday. Great way to finish off the week.4/28/2012 7:34:04 PM
You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
4/28/2012 7:36:30 PM
Originally Posted By BlueCrusader:
You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
4/28/2012 10:05:41 PM
Originally Posted By BlueCrusader:
You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Golf clap
4/28/2012 10:08:29 PM
Originally Posted By Isenhelm:
Prostitution should be legal, pimping should be punishable by death.
Prostitution should be legal, pimping should be punishable by death.
How about actors and athletes having agents? Would that also be a capital offense?
