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There are only two things a plumber needs to know.
4/23/2012 8:45:01 PM
1. Shit flows downhill.
2. Paycheck's on Friday.
Or so says my Dad.
This rental I'm living in smells like shit every time I walk outside. Want to know why? Kitchen on one side and two bathrooms on the other. All are connected to a single vent in the middle. And there isn't enough attic space to keep them at any kind of an angle, so they are connected by 90s in the attic with 20 ft lateral runs.
Want to know who built this beautiful getaway "cabin"? A master plumber.
2. Paycheck's on Friday.
Or so says my Dad.
This rental I'm living in smells like shit every time I walk outside. Want to know why? Kitchen on one side and two bathrooms on the other. All are connected to a single vent in the middle. And there isn't enough attic space to keep them at any kind of an angle, so they are connected by 90s in the attic with 20 ft lateral runs.
Want to know who built this beautiful getaway "cabin"? A master plumber.
4/23/2012 8:47:24 PM
He should also have enough sense not to bite his fingernails after work.
4/23/2012 8:54:48 PM
Also, Plumbers don't wear ties.
4/23/2012 9:01:03 PM
I'd always heard it as THREE things:
Hot on the left, cold on the right, and shit don't flow uphill
Hot on the left, cold on the right, and shit don't flow uphill
4/23/2012 9:01:15 PM
difference between a plumber and a doctor? doctor washes his hands after touching his dick, plumber washes his hands before he touches his dick.
4/23/2012 9:01:59 PM
Originally Posted By Dave15:
I'd always heard it as THREE things:
Hot on the left, cold on the right, and shit don't flow uphill
I'd always heard it as THREE things:
Hot on the left, cold on the right, and shit don't flow uphill
I heard it was three things: Hot on the left, shit don't flow uphill, payday is Friday.
4/23/2012 9:04:24 PM
Originally Posted By substandard:
I heard it was three things: Hot on the left, shit don't flow uphill, payday is Friday.
Originally Posted By Dave15:
I'd always heard it as THREE things:
Hot on the left, cold on the right, and shit don't flow uphill
I'd always heard it as THREE things:
Hot on the left, cold on the right, and shit don't flow uphill
I heard it was three things: Hot on the left, shit don't flow uphill, payday is Friday.
Among the things a plumber must know are: hot on the left, cold on the right, shit flows downhill, paychecks on Friday, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope.
4/23/2012 9:08:14 PM
LOL trying to save money.
Thats why hes not an artchetic
Thats why hes not an artchetic
4/23/2012 9:27:00 PM
The 4th rule of plumbing is don't look up with your mouth open.
4/23/2012 10:06:27 PM
Oh yeah. The third thing is "Boss is an asshole"
4/23/2012 10:15:20 PM
First rule is learning to purse your lips, whistle quietly, shake your head and say, "OOOOO that's going to be expensive to fix correctly, I can get it working for less but I'll just be out here again."
4/23/2012 10:20:42 PM
Originally Posted By JINXR:
Oh yeah. The third thing is "Boss is an asshole"
Oh yeah. The third thing is "Boss is an asshole"
Hot on the left.
Cold on the right.
Shit runs downhill.
Boss is an asshole.
Payday is on Friday.
4/23/2012 10:24:21 PM
Never get in over you head
4/23/2012 10:27:31 PM
Originally Posted By brboyer:
Hot on the left.
Cold on the right.
Shit runs downhill.
Boss is an asshole.
Payday is on Friday.
Originally Posted By JINXR:
Oh yeah. The third thing is "Boss is an asshole"
Oh yeah. The third thing is "Boss is an asshole"
Hot on the left.
Cold on the right.
Shit runs downhill.
Boss is an asshole.
Payday is on Friday.
What if you are self employed?
4/23/2012 10:29:54 PM
The Lord loves a working man,
Never trust whitey.
4/23/2012 11:25:26 PM
Stink goes up
Shit goes down
Payday's Friday.
Shit goes down
Payday's Friday.
4/23/2012 11:26:39 PM
Your forgot:
3) Rip off your customers.
3) Rip off your customers.
4/23/2012 11:31:25 PM
Originally Posted By thatguywiththeak:
What if you are self employed?
Originally Posted By brboyer:
Hot on the left.
Cold on the right.
Shit runs downhill.
Boss is an asshole.
Payday is on Friday.
Originally Posted By JINXR:
Oh yeah. The third thing is "Boss is an asshole"
Oh yeah. The third thing is "Boss is an asshole"
Hot on the left.
Cold on the right.
Shit runs downhill.
Boss is an asshole.
Payday is on Friday.
What if you are self employed?
Goes double––and you know for SURE.
4/23/2012 11:36:40 PM
Wash your hands before lunch.
4/23/2012 11:44:20 PM
Originally Posted By JINXR:
1. Shit flows downhill.
2. Paycheck's on Friday.
Or so says my Dad.
This rental I'm living in smells like shit every time I walk outside. Want to know why? Kitchen on one side and two bathrooms on the other. All are connected to a single vent in the middle. And there isn't enough attic space to keep them at any kind of an angle, so they are connected by 90s in the attic with 20 ft lateral runs.
Want to know who built this beautiful getaway "cabin"? A master plumber.
1. Shit flows downhill.
2. Paycheck's on Friday.
Or so says my Dad.
This rental I'm living in smells like shit every time I walk outside. Want to know why? Kitchen on one side and two bathrooms on the other. All are connected to a single vent in the middle. And there isn't enough attic space to keep them at any kind of an angle, so they are connected by 90s in the attic with 20 ft lateral runs.
Want to know who built this beautiful getaway "cabin"? A master plumber.
Learned that when I was 10.
Also that Plumber may have been a Master of shit but he wasn't at Plumbing.
Ed
4/23/2012 11:46:16 PM
Princess is in another castle.
