Secret Service Scandal: Need To hire More Women & Minority Agents

CoC prevents me from commenting further..........

Wait, srs?

Yeah, because women and minorites NEVER go out of town on business and pound some snooch.

So they're looking to insource.

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They need to hire me. I'm deathly afraid of the STDs those hookers were carrying

They would probably be in the bathroom freshening up when something went down.

Seriously, F PC when it comes to protecting the President and F PC in general.

setting the next prez to be assassinated...or the current one.

so don't hire someone based on them being the best and most capable?

Do you really want to do that for the POTUS?

The hookers were female minorities. Maybe we should call them?

Is it to service the men who are doing the work?

I'm perfectly fine with the current administration removing all men from the protective detail.

Well, I'm glad someone stated the obvious answer.























Because only white guys chase tail.

The women I could almost, kinda see. Fishspeakers, anyone?

no, the men would have gone on their own and still done it
it just would have meant less congregating together on their off hours

either that or there would have been sex between agents

So minorities don't pick up hookers? Interdasting...

yay more democrats in the making

Michelle Øbama should apply.

Just means they wouldn't have had to resort to hookers for sex.

What fucking Rocket Surgeon came up with that shit?

Sex between agents?

If politicians are dumb enough to institute hiring policies that take into account things other than ability for their BODYGUARDS, who am I to argue?

Okay, I'll say it.

Secret service agents have been doing what was done in Columbia since the Praetorian Guard protected Caesar. I'm...umm I'm not sure what the big story is here. They should have paid the lady, I must say... He's a cheap ass, but that's about it. And then, unless security was compromised, back to the business of being alpha males. This crap and the business of handling Afghan limbs... does anyone recall what Devil Dog Marines used to do to Japanese corpses in the WWII Pacific? Media schmedia....

you can't tell a man to have the heart of a wolf and a lion but the on-field manners of a ballerina. Hogwash.

"Sen. Susan Collins, ranking member on the Homeland Security Committee."

Yeah, because only white guys like some strange

The Federal government is always looking for anyone other than white males. During the early 1990's the U.S. Army was looking for more female pilots to fill their rolls.

Wrong.

She's an escort, hence the high price tag, also she's not a minority in her country.

The answer to this scandal is obviously...hire eunuchs.

No hanky panky, and ready to take a bullet.

Historical leaders have done that

Problem solved

There was considerable talk about the SS out partying the night before Jack bought it. Don't hear much about it now a days.

and so that's what all of this shit was about: One more "establishment" to bring down, and then corrupt.

Yay.

Yeah, sounds like a great idea to me.

In fact hire some more of those people who worship that one religion in the Middle East...that the President is so fond of.

Sure give them some guns and maybe some security clearences, what's the worst that could happen?

Yup.

Step 1: Create special interests who put their own agenda above that of the country.

Step 2: Make those groups feel as bad as they possibly can about their country.

Step 3: Put them in charge.

Step 4: Profit.

No need for an intermediary step with ???

This was my first thought. Save the agents some money in the short run.

I'm all for it. If I have to be protected by a police force that hires on the basis of something other than ability and experience, then I see no reason why the POTUS's security should be any different.

Are we using Pro Wrestling as an example for the Secret Service now?

It has long been said that the only reason for female wrestlers is to make "the boys" happy on the road. If the SS wants to hire chicks to make "the boys" happy on the road, go for it. Fuck 'em.

Ovaries and darker hue is the flavor of the month decade...

Just another reason why representative government is fucking retarded.

I'm surprised she left out the GBLT crowd.

Collins is out after this term. WTF is it with Maine?

Eunuchs FTW?

"Recruit more women and minorities" is the liberal solution to every problem facing the human race.

They really need to spend more money on hiring cats. Cats would make the ultimate bodyguard.

Less this



More this

Well to be truthful the guys are to thin to stop a bullet. At best they would slow the bullet, where as she..........

When Hillary took over the White House in 1993, she occupied the Vice President's office before Team Gore could get in there. Al threatened to resign, and Hillary had to evacuate. She proceeded to demand that females be allowed into my unit, The 3rd US Infantry Regiment, The Old Guard, which is the Army's Ceremonial Escort to the President.

She also ordered that more women by allowed on the Presidential Protective Detail in the SS. The results:


The females around the Army were recruited with lies and promises of crazy opportunities. An MP Company was created to be installed in the Old Guard, which is an Infantry unit comprised of all males, with exception of the Fife & Drum Corps, which are Army musicians. The MP's refused to take any advice from the 200yr-old 3rd US Infantry, and tried to learn how to do ceremonies on their own. Being MP's, their mentality is to not trust outsiders, so they did their best to learn the totally different Drill & Ceremonies of the Old Guard.

They failed miserably. Within 2 weeks of them conducting funerals in Arlington National Cemetery, females on casket teams had literally dropped the caskets during live funerals in front of God and family. They simply don't have the upper body strength to heft a veteran in his casket. As a result of those embarrassing incidents, they were banned from conducting any ceremonies in Arlington for the rest of the time I was there, and were relegated to State & Territorial Flag duties for retirement ceremonies, which is a suckfest, especially in the wind.

The Secret Service had similar results. Shortly after the new policy mandated by Darth Rodham, a female SS agent lost her duty pistol in a D.C area bar, while she was out for drinks.

Susan Collins is a moonbat kook.

Interesting, thanks for sharing the story.

Hillary is an angry, sexually frustrated bull dike cunt. I wouldn't fuck her with Bill's dick-and I hate that retarded asshole hick if that tells you anything



That about sums it up. She really isn't anything more than a Democrat with an "R" behind her name instead of a "D".

Hmmmm....

Looks like that is exactly what they were doing.

Lets see

Woman Hooker - Check

From Foreign Country - Check

Minority - Hispanic background - Check

See....the guys were trend setters

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