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Bama-Shooter  [Site Staff]
8/26/2010 3:26:48 PM

50-yr-old uses PVC pipe as sex toy, lands in hospital
TNN, Aug 25, 2010, 05.06am IST

AHMEDABAD: An electrician on duty at the VS Hospital was called in for a medical emergency recently as a 50-year-old landed in the hospital with his organ stuck in a piece of PVC pipe. The electrician was called to see if he can cut the pipe safely and save the man from surgery.

Officials told TOI that if the electrician was unable to help, the only option left was the doctors puncturing the man's organ to remove the blood and oedema fluid and ease the pipe out.

"It was a little tricky but I was able to cut the pipe off. The man had got the pipe stuck a day ago. He tried to get it off himself but in vain. He came to the hospital only when his organ started turning blue because of swelling," said the electrician. The man, who was embarrassed with his little sex-adventure gone awry, begged with the doctors not to file a medical case and scooted from the emergency ward once the pipe was cut off. This is the fourth such incident of perverse sex landing men in trouble reported in city hospitals in the last two months. About a month back, a 40-year-old man was hospitalised with a ball bearing stuck in his penis!

In his case, he was not able to remove the ball bearing which led to swelling and oedema. Urologist Dr Hemang Bakshi, who operated on him, said a blacksmith was consulted who said the patient would have to be taken to the factory for getting the metal ball bearing removed.

"Hence, we operated upon him an emergency where we made a prick and drained all the blood and oedema fluid which had collected. After that the bearing slipped off," said Dr Bakshi.

In another case, a 28-year old man was brought to VS Hospital with a stick stuck in his bottom. His stomach had to be opened and the stick pushed out of his anal canal. Experts say that these weird medical emergencies are result of deviated sexual practises which are fast becoming common among both men women here.

"Such cases are result of the urge to experiment and get higher pleasure. A large number of men use such objects in absence of sex toys to derive pleasure. Only a handful land in emergency," said psychiatrist Dr Hansal Bhachech.


Read more: 50-yr-old uses PVC pipe as sex toy, lands in hospital - Ahmedabad - City - The Times of India http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/ahmedabad/50-yr-old-uses-PVC-pipe-as-sex-toy-lands-in-hospital/articleshow/6429719.cms#ixzz0xk3PxTBN
ScaryBlackGuns  [Life Member]
8/26/2010 3:28:03 PM
I do not even want to know what your daily Google search history looks like.
substandard  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:28:14 PM
First the Obama sex doll thread and now this? I take it your work doesn't have internet filters....
FatCat1  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:29:34 PM
Sex toy day huh?
oregonblackrifle  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:30:43 PM
Okay Bama. Seriously. Are you lonley today??? Dry spell??? WTF is it with the weird sex toy stories???












Ajek  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:31:38 PM
Originally Posted By ScaryBlackGuns:
I do not even want to know what your daily Google search history looks like.


+1
KalihiJack  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:32:15 PM
Originally Posted By Ajek:
Originally Posted By ScaryBlackGuns:
I do not even want to know what your daily Google search history looks like.


+1


+2
surveyor3  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:32:26 PM
What schedule?
Merrell  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:32:44 PM
Gives an entirely new meaning to 'layng some pipe'

shade_1313  [Life Member]
8/26/2010 3:33:55 PM
You are finding some interesting news stories to post today. Kind of themed, even.
Bama-Shooter  [Site Staff]
8/26/2010 3:34:50 PM
Originally Posted By substandard:
First the Obama sex doll thread and now this? I take it your work doesn't have internet filters....


No facebook or youtube.
crurifragium  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:35:45 PM
In hindsight, maybe that fleshlight wasn't really all that expensive.
SouthCaliRep  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:35:51 PM
Originally Posted By ScaryBlackGuns:
I do not even want to know what your daily Google search history looks like.


First post nails it
Telemachus  [Member]
8/26/2010 3:36:07 PM
Why are you posting all of these disgusting threads? The little anal boys, the kid eating the use condom, and now this?
Dilbert_556  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:36:35 PM
Well so much for SYSTEM MESSAGE not wanting to know what people are sticking their peckers in.
runcible  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:38:11 PM
MiloBloom  [Member]
8/26/2010 3:39:04 PM
Originally Posted By Telemachus:
Why are you posting all of these disgusting threads? The little anal boys, the kid eating the use condom, and now this?




You forgot the crack-ho pleasuring herself whilst driving







VBC  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:39:50 PM
There is or was a medical website out there devoted to things doctors find after those plans go bad.

One of the stories I still remember was the guy with a light bulb in his rectum. The doctors could not figure out how to remove the thing without causing serious injury.

Until one bright doctor got the idea to go buy a plastic toy gun dart and superglue it to the bulb. Pulled it right out.
1shott  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:41:59 PM
Well I guess he can say, he laid some pipe...
Chaingun  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:42:13 PM
WD-40?
joemama74  [Member]
8/26/2010 3:43:20 PM
That's in India, it all makes sense know.

I would have made him go through 200 different procedures that wouldn't solve the problem before referring him to second tier support.
peekay  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:45:08 PM
I bet your google alerts are interesting.
Meadowmuffin  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 3:45:41 PM
Originally Posted By 1shott:
Well I guess he can say, he laid some pipe...


Fuck LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
GENESMITH  [Life Member]
8/26/2010 3:47:24 PM
From Wiki: Link

Ahmedabad (Gujarati: અમદાવાદ Amdāvād; Urdu: احمدآباد Aḥmadābād) is the sixth largest city and fifth largest metropolis of India, with a city population of approximately 6.1 million and metro population boosting of 7.2 million.


From Now Public: Link

The 2001 census ranked Mehsana as the district with the worst skewed sex ratio of just 801 women per 1000 men. The after effects are being seen now, with the north Gujarat town witnessing a marked increase in gay activity.



You don't say.
Ranxerox911  [Member]
8/26/2010 3:53:15 PM
Why would you call the electrician? Seems to me that laying pipe is the plumber's job.
beemer  [Member]
8/26/2010 4:02:56 PM
Thanks for the warning.
I guess for safety I'll have to move from 10" dia pipe to 12"!
fosters  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:04:49 PM
That'll teach him for cheaping out and not getting a fleshlight
Dilbert_556  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:18:01 PM
Originally Posted By Meadowmuffin:
Originally Posted By 1shott:
Well I guess he can say, he laid some pipe...


Fuck LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


I wonder if the doc told him that "laying pipe" was just an expression.
Billmanweh  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:19:47 PM
always use a straight piece...

rangermonroe  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:22:32 PM
What about the dude with the ball bearing in his pecker later in the article?

The hospital called in a blacksmith? WTF? Were they gonna get some horseshoes made for the ER donkey?
distributor_of_pain  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:24:14 PM
When the surgeon calls an electrician for you...you've officially fucked up!
Phlather  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:26:10 PM

big electro magnet was used....

seriously


Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
What about the dude with the ball bearing in his pecker later in the article?

The hospital called in a blacksmith? WTF? Were they gonna get some horseshoes made for the ER donkey?


Phlather  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:26:56 PM

my dad always said to not fuk around corners.




Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
always use a straight piece...

http://www.randystacye.com/diymargaritamachine/margaritaimages/mparts90Elbow.jpg


Dilbert_556  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:28:25 PM
Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
What about the dude with the ball bearing in his pecker later in the article?<snip>


Sounds like a good way to shoot your eye out.
Billmanweh  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:28:44 PM
Originally Posted By distributor_of_pain:
When the surgeon calls an electrician for you...you've officially fucked up!


yeah, if you need an electrician and surgeon to fix your dick, that's a bad day
Dilbert_556  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:30:20 PM
Originally Posted By Phlather:

big electro magnet was used....

seriously


Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
What about the dude with the ball bearing in his pecker later in the article?

The hospital called in a blacksmith? WTF? Were they gonna get some horseshoes made for the ER donkey?




I hope it wasn't an MRI machine.
1shott  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:34:14 PM
Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
What about the dude with the ball bearing in his pecker later in the article?<snip>


Sounds like a good way to shoot your eye out.


son of a bitch....
SecurityForcesmember  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:36:17 PM
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

50-yr-old uses PVC pipe as sex toy, lands in hospital
TNN, Aug 25, 2010, 05.06am IST

AHMEDABAD: An electrician on duty at the VS Hospital was called in for a medical emergency recently as a 50-year-old landed in the hospital with his organ stuck in a piece of PVC pipe. The electrician was called to see if he can cut the pipe safely and save the man from surgery.

Officials told TOI that if the electrician was unable to help, the only option left was the doctors puncturing the man's organ to remove the blood and oedema fluid and ease the pipe out.

"It was a little tricky but I was able to cut the pipe off. The man had got the pipe stuck a day ago. He tried to get it off himself but in vain. He came to the hospital only when his organ started turning blue because of swelling," said the electrician. The man, who was embarrassed with his little sex-adventure gone awry, begged with the doctors not to file a medical case and scooted from the emergency ward once the pipe was cut off. This is the fourth such incident of perverse sex landing men in trouble reported in city hospitals in the last two months. About a month back, a 40-year-old man was hospitalised with a ball bearing stuck in his penis!

In his case, he was not able to remove the ball bearing which led to swelling and oedema. Urologist Dr Hemang Bakshi, who operated on him, said a blacksmith was consulted who said the patient would have to be taken to the factory for getting the metal ball bearing removed.

"Hence, we operated upon him an emergency where we made a prick and drained all the blood and oedema fluid which had collected. After that the bearing slipped off," said Dr Bakshi.

In another case, a 28-year old man was brought to VS Hospital with a stick stuck in his bottom. His stomach had to be opened and the stick pushed out of his anal canal. Experts say that these weird medical emergencies are result of deviated sexual practises which are fast becoming common among both men women here.

"Such cases are result of the urge to experiment and get higher pleasure. A large number of men use such objects in absence of sex toys to derive pleasure. Only a handful land in emergency," said psychiatrist Dr Hansal Bhachech.


Read more: 50-yr-old uses PVC pipe as sex toy, lands in hospital - Ahmedabad - City - The Times of India http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/ahmedabad/50-yr-old-uses-PVC-pipe-as-sex-toy-lands-in-hospital/articleshow/6429719.cms#ixzz0xk3PxTBN



How was this idea better than buying a fleshlight?
DDiggler  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:38:57 PM
You know that him using PVC was just a conduit to more perverse things.
floridahunter07  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:39:41 PM
Originally Posted By Merrell:
Gives an entirely new meaning to 'layng some pipe'



Fucking LOL.

Good job sir.


Although I guess this guy made a better decision than the gay bartender who decided to cath himself and fill his bladder with vodka so he could piss shots for his customers.

I saw it on the Student Doctor Network.
eracer  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:40:01 PM

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

50-yr-old uses PVC pipe as sex toy, lands in hospital
TNN, Aug 25, 2010, 05.06am IST



"Such cases are result of the urge to experiment and get higher pleasure. A large number of men use such objects in absence of sex toys to derive pleasure. Only a handful land in emergency," said psychiatrist Dr Hansal Bhachech.



There comes a point where my 'urge to experiment' runs into a brick wall and a door covered by a rotted meat curtain guarded by a drooling fanged cephalopoid that has a sign around its neck that says, "GO NO FURTHER!"

Some people's walls are obviously far further down that road...
stretch415  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:40:47 PM
My wife worked in a GI Lab and has seen some pretty funny stuff too. Lots of things go where they arent supposed to
RDTCU  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:43:13 PM
There was a guy around here about a year ago that got it stuck in 11 stainless steel washers.

They went to the maintenance man and got his air cutoff wheel, and buzzed them one at a time...very carefully...
Coltman77  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:45:02 PM
"Such cases are result of the urge to experiment and get higher pleasure. A large number of men use such objects in absence of sex toys to derive pleasure. Only a handful land in emergency," said psychiatrist Dr Hansal Bhachech.




You're on a roll today Bama.

Was it a 1/2" or 3/4" pipe the perv had a problem with? I didn't see it mentioned in the article.
-Apocalypto-  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:52:04 PM
Your supposed to use lubricant with PVC.
topknot  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 4:59:33 PM

Originally Posted By ScaryBlackGuns:
I do not even want to know what your daily Google search history looks like.

Yeah, damn Bama - some of your cut and paste subjects.... wow.
Justa_TXguy  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 5:00:27 PM
Originally Posted By RDTCU:
There was a guy around here about a year ago that got it stuck in 11 stainless steel washers.

They went to the maintenance man and got his air cutoff wheel, and buzzed them one at a time...very carefully...


Wouldn't the washers heat up as you cut them? Must have been quenching them as they ground.
RDTCU  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 10:32:10 PM

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Originally Posted By RDTCU:
There was a guy around here about a year ago that got it stuck in 11 stainless steel washers.

They went to the maintenance man and got his air cutoff wheel, and buzzed them one at a time...very carefully...


Wouldn't the washers heat up as you cut them? Must have been quenching them as they ground.

I'm sure, but there was probably some lingering....tenderness...
kap_x  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 10:35:22 PM

Originally Posted By rangermonroe:
What about the dude with the ball bearing in his pecker later in the article?

The hospital called in a blacksmith? WTF? Were they gonna get some horseshoes made for the ER donkey?


Billmanweh  [Team Member]
8/26/2010 10:39:02 PM
Originally Posted By -Apocalypto-:
Your supposed to use lubricant with PVC.


I'll tell you from experience, don't use plumber's putty
eracer  [Team Member]
8/27/2010 8:28:31 AM

Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
Originally Posted By -Apocalypto-:
Your supposed to use lubricant with PVC.


I'll tell you from experience, don't use plumber's putty