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BozemanMT  [Member]
12/23/2011 6:11:08 PM
Seriously
Going to the ultimate white bread family (with a lot kids) for Christmas
think a whole family of Mikey's (life cereal)

WTF do I make?

Things I like have flavor, or spice or something.

and I simply refuse to do little smokies in BBQ sauce (although I'm sure they would like that)
I saw the buffalo chicken dip in another thread and that looks awesome, but they would never eat it

help
gopeterson  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 6:14:41 PM
White person food? How about something loaded with mayo?
BozemanMT  [Member]
12/23/2011 6:15:59 PM
good idea

like???????????

my mind is a big giant blank. (and of course any cookbooks I have all have flavor)
EndlessSteven  [Member]
12/23/2011 6:17:03 PM
Go to the store and get some frozen meatballs, a container of bbq sauce, and a jar of grape jelly.

Combine in a crock pot, and serve with toothpicks.

AGW  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 6:18:51 PM
Bag of chips?
gopeterson  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 6:19:49 PM
Originally Posted By BozemanMT:
good idea

like???????????

my mind is a big giant blank. (and of course any cookbooks I have all have flavor)


Bite-sized egg salad sandwiches on Wonderbread slathered in mayo. Mayo should be about 60% of the total weight.
dodgecoltracer  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 6:31:05 PM
mozzerella melted on these face fry things

GLHX2112  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 6:49:20 PM
Originally Posted By EndlessSteven:
Go to the store and get some frozen meatballs, a container of bbq sauce, and a jar of grape jelly.

Combine in a crock pot, and serve with toothpicks.



You can also do the same with meatballs, can of cranberry sauce, and, a bottle of Heinz Chili sauce.


Or just snag a boring veggie platter you dip in boring stuff.....
MXBA1142  [Member]
12/23/2011 6:57:06 PM
Get crackers with some cheese and you're GTG
NRA_guy  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 7:04:49 PM
Stop by the deli section in your grocery store and pick up a prepared tray of veggies and dip or crackers and cheese.

EndlessSteven  [Member]
12/23/2011 7:09:55 PM
Originally Posted By GLHX2112:
Originally Posted By EndlessSteven:
Go to the store and get some frozen meatballs, a container of bbq sauce, and a jar of grape jelly.

Combine in a crock pot, and serve with toothpicks.



You can also do the same with meatballs, can of cranberry sauce, and, a bottle of Heinz Chili sauce.


Or just snag a boring veggie platter you dip in boring stuff.....


My cheaty way impresses the natives. You MIGHT get mistaken for a God.
fxntime  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 7:11:09 PM
Originally Posted By MXBA1142:
Get crackers with some cheese and you're GTG


This, if you're really ambitious, add a little ham or salami.
clamman  [Member]
12/23/2011 7:20:04 PM
Celery and Blue Cheese dip?Pretty bland without Spicy Garlic wings!
edb66  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 7:27:23 PM
Fuckin spinach and artichoke dip.
sd_norske  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 7:33:06 PM
Deviled eggs
gopeterson  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 7:39:59 PM
Originally Posted By fxntime:
Originally Posted By MXBA1142:
Get crackers with some cheese and you're GTG


This, if you're really ambitious, add a little ham or salami.


Pimento loaf is much whiter.
bblake00  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 7:42:45 PM
Corn chips and a block of velvita cheese
Slopes-2-Shores  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 7:49:35 PM
Originally Posted By edb66:
Fuckin spinach and artichoke dip.


Beat me to it. Is there any other more "whitebread" appetizer? Maybe the Velveeta melted into a cheese dip w/ tortilla chips? Problem there is most people spice it up a bit....

-JC

angelfire  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 8:00:53 PM
1 small onion finely diced
1cup parmigiana cheese
1 1/2 cup Hellmans real mao

2 loaves of cocktail bread

Broiler

Mix ingredients and refrigerate for 1 hour.

Spread a small amount on bread and place on cookie sheet
Continue until the tray is full
Broil for 2 to 3 mins until the tops begin to brown.

I double this for large crowd but even the picky eaters love it and it's easy.
edb66  [Team Member]
12/23/2011 8:28:16 PM
Originally Posted By sd_norske:
Deviled eggs


Blast feemy.
Feral  [Moderator]
12/24/2011 8:53:25 AM
Originally Posted By BozemanMT:

Going to the ultimate white bread family (with a lot kids) for Christmas
think a whole family of Mikey's (life cereal)

WTF do I make?


Fon-fucking-due FTW!



DixieOnepercenter  [Member]
12/24/2011 11:15:09 AM
Try the sausage dip on that other thread. If you use mild sausage, it should fit the bill.

Besides, it's done in the crock pot... not much mess, except for the pot you brown the sausage in.

(I use venison sausage in mine, and it gets wiped out in NO TIME!)
BozemanMT  [Member]
12/24/2011 3:25:29 PM
fondue is an awesome suggestion
too bad i didn't see it in time. I'm sure i could have borrowed my mother's set.
bahahahahahahaha

i went with my cream cheese and bacon stuffed mushrooms

and i made it how I like it
and if they don't like it well

more for me