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2/1/2012 10:13:34 AM
What funny / strange / creepy / conspiracy encounters have you Brothers ever experienced???
In a couple GD threads some time ago, I saw a few people posting little references to funny things that they've seen happen...
Running into a strange conspiracy theorist posing as a Mason... A random crackpot off the street approaching a Mason to inquire if certain conspiracy junk is really true... Running into some of the inner-city hip-hop / thugs that believe you're "The Man" and out to rule the Nation and oppress them... In one such thread I posted the following incident which happened at a fairly ghetto inner city gas station along the route between my valley and my home.
On my way home from a tuesday night valley stated business meeting, I decided I was below half-tank and should fill up. I stopped in at that same gas station, and it seems the clientele demographic rarely fails to provide some form of entertainment for me!
While I was in the back of the store I grabbed a bottle of pop (Soda / Grape Coke for you southern Brothers, Purple Drank to the local clientele), a younger white kid walked in wearing a black hoodie sweatshirt with the hood up and approached the register... I walked up to the register, and saw his hoodie had this HUGE logo on the back of it...
I'm sorry - but I just couldn't contain myself! I let out a little chuckle, and the kid (about 22 years old) turned around and asked me what was so funny. I lightly explained that the symbol on the back of his hoodie was based on an early fourteenth century fabrication of the Church...
In my mind I was just laughing at how the so-called Luciferian / Pagan worshipers of this baphomet symbol are just uninformed, misguided youths clinging to some desire for a sense of rebellion, and deviousness that might perhaps instill fear into the minds of uninformed Joe Sheeple.
What funny / strange / creepy / conspiracy encounters have you Brothers ever experienced???
In a couple GD threads some time ago, I saw a few people posting little references to funny things that they've seen happen...
Running into a strange conspiracy theorist posing as a Mason... A random crackpot off the street approaching a Mason to inquire if certain conspiracy junk is really true... Running into some of the inner-city hip-hop / thugs that believe you're "The Man" and out to rule the Nation and oppress them... In one such thread I posted the following incident which happened at a fairly ghetto inner city gas station along the route between my valley and my home.
Originally Posted By iNuhBaDNayburhood:
I went into a gas station on 36th here in the Twin Cities on my way home from a meeting, and two thug types were in there... It was summer time, I was getting back from the meeting with our guests from the Sir Winston Churchill Lodge 351 from the other side of the pond. They gave me a Churchill Lodge masonic lapel pin, and I added next to my SR and Square Compass pins. Their eyes bugged out, and they quickly went out the door like they saw a ghost.
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
keep in mind masonic symbolism got popular with the thug hip hop crowd.
check out some of the youtube crap if you want a good laugh.
Originally Posted By Sleeper396:
I may go ahead and do that today. My cousin in law is involved with it right now, but I don't care for some of the members of his lodge so I will look into a lodge that is closer to me.
I may go ahead and do that today. My cousin in law is involved with it right now, but I don't care for some of the members of his lodge so I will look into a lodge that is closer to me.
keep in mind masonic symbolism got popular with the thug hip hop crowd.
check out some of the youtube crap if you want a good laugh.
I went into a gas station on 36th here in the Twin Cities on my way home from a meeting, and two thug types were in there... It was summer time, I was getting back from the meeting with our guests from the Sir Winston Churchill Lodge 351 from the other side of the pond. They gave me a Churchill Lodge masonic lapel pin, and I added next to my SR and Square Compass pins. Their eyes bugged out, and they quickly went out the door like they saw a ghost.
On my way home from a tuesday night valley stated business meeting, I decided I was below half-tank and should fill up. I stopped in at that same gas station, and it seems the clientele demographic rarely fails to provide some form of entertainment for me!
While I was in the back of the store I grabbed a bottle of pop (Soda / Grape Coke for you southern Brothers, Purple Drank to the local clientele), a younger white kid walked in wearing a black hoodie sweatshirt with the hood up and approached the register... I walked up to the register, and saw his hoodie had this HUGE logo on the back of it...
I'm sorry - but I just couldn't contain myself! I let out a little chuckle, and the kid (about 22 years old) turned around and asked me what was so funny. I lightly explained that the symbol on the back of his hoodie was based on an early fourteenth century fabrication of the Church...
In my mind I was just laughing at how the so-called Luciferian / Pagan worshipers of this baphomet symbol are just uninformed, misguided youths clinging to some desire for a sense of rebellion, and deviousness that might perhaps instill fear into the minds of uninformed Joe Sheeple.
What funny / strange / creepy / conspiracy encounters have you Brothers ever experienced???
2/1/2012 1:52:04 PM
I've been asked if the lower leveled people in the lodge had to preform oral sex on the master masons. I almost said yes just to get a reaction.
We have several anti Masonic churches close by, so there is never a shortage of uninformed garbage around
We have several anti Masonic churches close by, so there is never a shortage of uninformed garbage around
2/1/2012 2:58:15 PM
My wife was approached in the parking lot getting out of her car (S&C on the car). A lady asked if her husband was a mason, to which my wife said yes. The lady asked how she felt about the orgies and rituals that are performed at meeting. My wife being a smart ass said, "Well that explains why he is tired and wants a sandwich when he gets home from his meeting." 
2/1/2012 2:58:34 PM
double tap
2/1/2012 5:17:34 PM
Originally Posted By IronMedic:
My wife was approached in the parking lot getting out of her car (S&C on the car). A lady asked if her husband was a mason, to which my wife said yes. The lady asked how she felt about the orgies and rituals that are performed at meeting. My wife being a smart ass said, "Well that explains why he is tired and wants a sandwich when he gets home from his meeting."
My wife was approached in the parking lot getting out of her car (S&C on the car). A lady asked if her husband was a mason, to which my wife said yes. The lady asked how she felt about the orgies and rituals that are performed at meeting. My wife being a smart ass said, "Well that explains why he is tired and wants a sandwich when he gets home from his meeting."
That is epic.
2/1/2012 5:30:00 PM
That's priceless!
I think perhaps this is a good link for me to keep bookmarked for others to read in the event that I come across a crackpot that needs to have this explained to them...
http://www.esotericmasons.com/candidate/gaotu.pdf
2/1/2012 9:03:28 PM
LMAO!!!
2/2/2012 1:22:04 PM
Originally Posted By IronMedic:
My wife was approached in the parking lot getting out of her car (S&C on the car). A lady asked if her husband was a mason, to which my wife said yes. The lady asked how she felt about the orgies and rituals that are performed at meeting. My wife being a smart ass said, "Well that explains why he is tired and wants a sandwich when he gets home from his meeting."
My wife was approached in the parking lot getting out of her car (S&C on the car). A lady asked if her husband was a mason, to which my wife said yes. The lady asked how she felt about the orgies and rituals that are performed at meeting. My wife being a smart ass said, "Well that explains why he is tired and wants a sandwich when he gets home from his meeting."
2/2/2012 11:01:18 PM
Originally Posted By IronMedic:
My wife was approached in the parking lot getting out of her car (S&C on the car). A lady asked if her husband was a mason, to which my wife said yes. The lady asked how she felt about the orgies and rituals that are performed at meeting. My wife being a smart ass said, "Well that explains why he is tired and wants a sandwich when he gets home from his meeting."
My wife was approached in the parking lot getting out of her car (S&C on the car). A lady asked if her husband was a mason, to which my wife said yes. The lady asked how she felt about the orgies and rituals that are performed at meeting. My wife being a smart ass said, "Well that explains why he is tired and wants a sandwich when he gets home from his meeting."
2/3/2012 11:56:20 AM
Originally Posted By IronMedic:
My wife was approached in the parking lot getting out of her car (S&C on the car). A lady asked if her husband was a mason, to which my wife said yes. The lady asked how she felt about the orgies and rituals that are performed at meeting. My wife being a smart ass said, "Well that explains why he is tired and wants a sandwich when he gets home from his meeting."
My wife was approached in the parking lot getting out of her car (S&C on the car). A lady asked if her husband was a mason, to which my wife said yes. The lady asked how she felt about the orgies and rituals that are performed at meeting. My wife being a smart ass said, "Well that explains why he is tired and wants a sandwich when he gets home from his meeting."
2/3/2012 12:01:48 PM
Some questions I'm often asked, with my typical responses.
Average Joe: "So, do you guys really run the world?"
Me: "No. I wish we did. Then it wouldn't be all screwed up."
Average Joe: "So, do you guys really know all that ancient knowledge and where all the treasure is?"
Me: "Yes."
Average Joe: "So, do you guys really do all kinds of weird stuff at your meetings?"
Me: "Define weird."
Average Joe: "So, do you guys really run the world?"
Me: "No. I wish we did. Then it wouldn't be all screwed up."
Average Joe: "So, do you guys really know all that ancient knowledge and where all the treasure is?"
Me: "Yes."
Average Joe: "So, do you guys really do all kinds of weird stuff at your meetings?"
Me: "Define weird."
