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Lighter Masonic-related fare....funny story at my expense.
8/4/2011 2:56:39 PM
For those who haven't noticed, most Government buildings have Masonic cornerstones, even the Statue of Liberty has one. Whenever I visit a Government Building I look for them and take a picture.
I work in Government and was visiting the central office of my department in another county for a workshop; it was the first time I'd been to that building, so, dictated by my ritual I found the cornerstone and was about to take a picture..........when........... SPLAT! A bird shit on my head.
They say it's good luck...............maybe if I didn't have to be at the meeting in 5 minutes and hadn't been wearing a white shirt. At least my head is shaved, making it easier to wash the bird crap off my head, my shirt, not so much...
I work in Government and was visiting the central office of my department in another county for a workshop; it was the first time I'd been to that building, so, dictated by my ritual I found the cornerstone and was about to take a picture..........when........... SPLAT! A bird shit on my head.
They say it's good luck...............maybe if I didn't have to be at the meeting in 5 minutes and hadn't been wearing a white shirt. At least my head is shaved, making it easier to wash the bird crap off my head, my shirt, not so much...
8/4/2011 3:04:59 PM
Originally Posted By BrowardMason:
For those who haven't noticed, most Government buildings have Masonic cornerstones, even the Statue of Liberty has one. Whenever I visit a Government Building I look for them and take a picture.
I work in Government and was visiting the central office of my department in another county for a workshop; it was the first time I'd been to that building, so, dictated by my ritual I found the cornerstone and was about to take a picture..........when........... SPLAT! A bird shit on my head.
They say it's good luck...............maybe if I didn't have to be at the meeting in 5 minutes and hadn't been wearing a white shirt. At least my head is shaved, making it easier to wash the bird crap off my head, my shirt, not so much...
For those who haven't noticed, most Government buildings have Masonic cornerstones, even the Statue of Liberty has one. Whenever I visit a Government Building I look for them and take a picture.
I work in Government and was visiting the central office of my department in another county for a workshop; it was the first time I'd been to that building, so, dictated by my ritual I found the cornerstone and was about to take a picture..........when........... SPLAT! A bird shit on my head.
They say it's good luck...............maybe if I didn't have to be at the meeting in 5 minutes and hadn't been wearing a white shirt. At least my head is shaved, making it easier to wash the bird crap off my head, my shirt, not so much...
D'oh!
8/4/2011 6:39:46 PM
It never feels like good luck when that happens. What sadistic person came up with the idea that getting shit on by anything is a good thing?
8/5/2011 10:16:26 AM
Originally Posted By Girthrockwel:
It never feels like good luck when that happens. What sadistic person came up with the idea that getting shit on by anything is a good thing?
It never feels like good luck when that happens. What sadistic person came up with the idea that getting shit on by anything is a good thing?
A real bird brain.
8/8/2011 9:03:17 AM
now you know why the ancients always wore a hat.
