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Message from zombie central!!!
12/5/2011 8:55:40 PM
It has just been discovered that Zombies can not swim!! This is great news for those of us that live along a cost line… We all need to start saving up to buy sailboats… It is the only way your going to survive the coming plague… just remember that the zombie will follow you into the water thus making them slightly buoyant Just use you trusty spear to poke holes in zombie to make it sink to the bottom of the sea.
This is not a joke!!!
YOU NEED A BOB……..BUG OUT BOAT!!!!!
This is not a joke!!!
YOU NEED A BOB……..BUG OUT BOAT!!!!!
12/5/2011 9:12:07 PM
They also have no use for oxygen, so if they drift ashore or manage to navigate across the bottom, and you end up on an island somewhere, you are screwed. 
12/5/2011 9:12:36 PM
What about the one zombie movie where they walked on the bottom to get to the big high rise in the city?
12/5/2011 9:59:11 PM
Originally Posted By die-tryin:
What about the one zombie movie where they walked on the bottom to get to the big high rise in the city?
What about the one zombie movie where they walked on the bottom to get to the big high rise in the city?
That was on Pirates of the Caribbean
That's way you need a big ass boat... The zombies are not going to be as smart as the Pirates were...
12/5/2011 11:03:16 PM
no, it was in one of romero's later films. The high rise building is the utopia and everybody else is in the slums outside.
12/5/2011 11:56:25 PM
Land of the Dead. The Zombie leader shot an AUG. LOL
12/6/2011 1:10:19 AM
You do know that it isn't likely that you'll be getting weather reports, right? How will you know if a hurricane is coming?
12/6/2011 1:17:16 AM
Originally Posted By WPNS462:
Land of the Dead. The Zombie leader shot an AUG. LOL
Land of the Dead. The Zombie leader shot an AUG. LOL
Yeah, that undead AUG that never ran out of ammo......
