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help name our band
4/22/2011 11:57:56 PM
well, me and my music friends on a whim jumped into a battle of the bands a month ago and played our classic rock covers (zepellin, cream, hendrix, boston, etc....)
well, somehow we won? and now we have a recording session and a headlining gig. we just enjoy playing music together for the fun of it and while I have been in bands in the past that were "well known" I too am having a hard time taking this serious. when we joined the competition we used the name "rock monster"
we need to make flyers asap and we were trying to come up with something catchy so people would be interested. being that we live in Huntsville Texas, our drummer jokingly said, "lets call ourselves "KKK meeting tonight, we'll get the whole town to show up!" I laughed, but were still coming up short. any ideas?
well, somehow we won? and now we have a recording session and a headlining gig. we just enjoy playing music together for the fun of it and while I have been in bands in the past that were "well known" I too am having a hard time taking this serious. when we joined the competition we used the name "rock monster"
we need to make flyers asap and we were trying to come up with something catchy so people would be interested. being that we live in Huntsville Texas, our drummer jokingly said, "lets call ourselves "KKK meeting tonight, we'll get the whole town to show up!" I laughed, but were still coming up short. any ideas?
4/23/2011 12:06:56 AM
Get your dummer really drunk and have him tell you his 1st females dog's name and street he lives on.
Pronounciation is the key here.
Spell it like he says it.
Your'e welcome.
Pronounciation is the key here.
Spell it like he says it.
Your'e welcome.
4/23/2011 12:58:32 AM
I always wanted to be in a band called "Why do you Ask?" 
Fan: w00000ttt bro, your band was smokinnnn!!!
Band Member: Why thank you kind sir, your appreciation goes dearly noted (adjusts monocle)
Fan: Right on bro! What's your band's name??!!?
Band Member: Why do you ask
Fan: Dude, because I want to check out yerr tunes brah. So what's your band name?
Band Member: Why do you ask
So-on and so-on...
Fan: w00000ttt bro, your band was smokinnnn!!!
Band Member: Why thank you kind sir, your appreciation goes dearly noted (adjusts monocle)
Fan: Right on bro! What's your band's name??!!?
Band Member: Why do you ask
Fan: Dude, because I want to check out yerr tunes brah. So what's your band name?
Band Member: Why do you ask
So-on and so-on...
4/23/2011 9:36:27 AM
Throbbing Gristle
Love Muscle
Love Muscle
4/23/2011 9:50:41 AM
Flaming Taint
4/23/2011 10:01:41 AM
"Men without Jobs"
"Exploding Rodents"
"Herbie's All Stars"
"Indelible" or "Inedible"
"Wehrmacht Assassins"
"The What"
"The Beetles"...
"The rolling donuts"
"Exploding Rodents"
"Herbie's All Stars"
"Indelible" or "Inedible"
"Wehrmacht Assassins"
"The What"
"The Beetles"...
"The rolling donuts"
4/23/2011 2:04:37 PM
The Ardvarks?
4/23/2011 2:37:31 PM
Billy And The Over-Powdered Gooch
The Texas Pillow Biters
You said you weren't serious, so please take no offense to these names.
The Texas Pillow Biters
You said you weren't serious, so please take no offense to these names.
4/23/2011 5:52:59 PM
"spray monkey"
4/23/2011 10:45:34 PM
Meat Squeege
4/23/2011 11:31:15 PM
You can use a simple name like one of the number bands (311 is an example), call yourselves 223 or 556. The people may get the reference.
4/24/2011 1:57:41 PM
Just take the name from one of the songs you guys cover.....
4/26/2011 5:05:12 PM
"Being Queer is Gay"
4/26/2011 5:12:45 PM
Shaved Shaft
4/30/2011 12:13:45 AM
"The Post-birth Abortions"
4/30/2011 11:07:48 PM
Now that I have a 6 month old daughter, I don't have any time for a band...you can have the name I planned on using.
"Yelling Stellar"
That's a good fucking band name right there.
"Yelling Stellar"
That's a good fucking band name right there.
4/30/2011 11:20:03 PM
"The Daisy Cutters" or "Blister-Pak".
4/30/2011 11:22:00 PM
Dropping Loads
-p.
5/2/2011 4:01:56 PM
Inflamed starfish.
5/2/2011 4:15:14 PM
Whirled Peas
as in Imagine whirled peas!
as in Imagine whirled peas!
5/2/2011 4:42:27 PM
JBTs.
First Album:
No Knock Warrants
Second Album:
Sit Doggie Sit
Third Album:
Probable Cause
Fourth Album:
Door Kicking Blues
Title of tell-all lead guitarist autobiography:
JBTs- Internal Affairs.
First Album:
No Knock Warrants
Second Album:
Sit Doggie Sit
Third Album:
Probable Cause
Fourth Album:
Door Kicking Blues
Title of tell-all lead guitarist autobiography:
JBTs- Internal Affairs.
5/7/2011 10:31:02 AM
The Salty Piss Flaps..........
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
5/11/2011 5:15:56 PM
Being that it's Huntsville, you could go with "The Walls Unit Soap Jugglers"
5/11/2011 5:22:48 PM
36 nipples
5/12/2011 2:33:41 AM
SkullKrush
5/12/2011 2:40:07 AM
Bukkake Cowboys
5/14/2011 9:57:12 AM
pbr street gang
5/14/2011 10:08:19 AM
The Swanzstukers
5/14/2011 10:33:53 AM
Kernel Panic
5/14/2011 11:03:09 AM
Are half of you guys still in Jr High?
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5/15/2011 3:52:59 AM
A great band name would be "One Mighty Wipe." One of my co-workers was trying to describe his number two wiping habits. I gave him that eloquent description, and I decided in that moment of hilarity, it would make a great band name.
5/15/2011 3:56:52 AM
Originally Posted By Cockatoo:
Throbbing Gristle
Love Muscle
Throbbing Gristle
Love Muscle
first one's been dne
5/27/2011 12:56:30 PM
philly philmore and the four sores
5/28/2011 4:41:53 PM
chemical toilet
5/28/2011 4:57:30 PM
FU Arock
6/15/2011 11:26:19 PM
Hookers & Blow
6/19/2011 12:59:24 AM
Originally Posted By dray1365:
Hookers & Blow
Hookers & Blow
Dizzy reed from guns and roses already used that one for his new band. Lol
I almost fell out of my chair when I read the last guys post. The smelly piss flaps,
