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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:10:56 PM EDT
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When the police show up I always get on my phone and ignore the police.
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:10:57 PM EDT
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Trying to decide who I believe.
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:11:07 PM EDT
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Did I just hear "cat" and "washing machine" in the same conversation?
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:11:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: Did I just hear "cat" and "washing machine" in the same conversation? Yes, but no dishwasher yet. |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:13:40 PM EDT
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Begging, huh? Where’s that Volusia deputy
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:14:31 PM EDT
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I find it interesting how quickly standards have changed regarding tattoos in LE agencies. Almost a decade ago, when I thought I was done being a mechanic (turns out you can pay me enough to keep doing this shit
), and was starting to apply to local agencies, it was "if you have a visible arm tattoo, better be prepared to buy UA sleeves to cover them up" basically across the board (although I have no visible ink).... No we have LEOs with full beards and sleeves
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:14:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gpoman: Begging, huh? Where’s that Volusia deputy What you did there. I seent it. |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:15:13 PM EDT
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Say no to crack
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:15:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hobs98: Yes, but no dishwasher yet. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hobs98: Originally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: Did I just hear "cat" and "washing machine" in the same conversation? Yes, but no dishwasher yet. I swear there was a washing machine thread shortly before that one, but I might be imagining it
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:15:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pokernut: drive safe Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pokernut: Originally Posted By d16man: On my way home.  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:15:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:15:58 PM EDT
[#12]
This woman must be a plumber
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:16:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: This woman must be a plumber At least it isn’t hairy |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:16:42 PM EDT
[#14]
OK I'm back.
Crime again please. 
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:16:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TxM35A2: |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:17:00 PM EDT
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Dan sounded upset that the chick with a plumbers crack wasn't a dude
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:17:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By M4ger: Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By M4ger: Originally Posted By TxM35A2: |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:18:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TxM35A2: Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TxM35A2: Originally Posted By M4ger: Originally Posted By TxM35A2: |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:18:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gpoman: At least it isn’t hairy Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By gpoman: Originally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: This woman must be a plumber At least it isn’t hairy 
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:18:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By M4ger: Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By M4ger: Originally Posted By TxM35A2: Originally Posted By M4ger: Originally Posted By TxM35A2: |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:18:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By M4ger: Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By M4ger: Originally Posted By TxM35A2: Originally Posted By M4ger: Originally Posted By TxM35A2: |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:19:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: HandtoHandWombat]
[#22]
Last one and I'm done upping the post count for at least 15 seconds
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:19:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: I find it interesting how quickly standards have changed regarding tattoos in LE agencies. Almost a decade ago, when I thought I was done being a mechanic (turns out you can pay me enough to keep doing this shit ), and was starting to apply to local agencies, it was "if you have a visible arm tattoo, better be prepared to buy UA sleeves to cover them up" basically across the board (although I have no visible ink).... No we have LEOs with full beards and sleeves We have short beards allowed. |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:21:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: I no longer have a sleeping toddler on my chest, just two cats keeping my legs warm. I can more efficiently shitpost now  Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: Originally Posted By Tweek: Gonna struggle to make 15 pages. I no longer have a sleeping toddler on my chest, just two cats keeping my legs warm. I can more efficiently shitpost now My shitposting is often impeded by this:  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:22:21 PM EDT
[#25]
She dead
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:22:42 PM EDT
[#26]
I am tired. Gonna try and tough it out.
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:22:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Tweek: My shitposting is often impeded by this: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/86524/kkb_jpg-3217874.JPG Story of my life. |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:23:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BillyDBerger: I am tired. Gonna try and tough it out. For the GLORY!!! (+1) |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:23:52 PM EDT
[#29]
Doesn’t sound good.
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:24:21 PM EDT
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VA, USA
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:25:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Tweek: My shitposting is often impeded by this: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/86524/kkb_jpg-3217874.JPG
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:26:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BillyDBerger: We have short beards allowed. I'm sure my local agencies have relaxed their standards quote a bit. I just find it funny because when I was applying, the local PD I'd applied to had an officer that was doing sort of a pre-application preparation thing and you'd better damn well have shown up to even those completely clean shaven, despite not even technically being an applicant at that point
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:26:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: I find it interesting how quickly standards have changed regarding tattoos in LE agencies. Almost a decade ago, when I thought I was done being a mechanic (turns out you can pay me enough to keep doing this shit ), and was starting to apply to local agencies, it was "if you have a visible arm tattoo, better be prepared to buy UA sleeves to cover them up" basically across the board (although I have no visible ink).... No we have LEOs with full beards and sleeves |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:28:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Tweek: My shitposting is often impeded by this: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/86524/kkb_jpg-3217874.JPG Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Tweek: Originally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: Originally Posted By Tweek: Gonna struggle to make 15 pages. I no longer have a sleeping toddler on my chest, just two cats keeping my legs warm. I can more efficiently shitpost now My shitposting is often impeded by this: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/86524/kkb_jpg-3217874.JPG I just had to evict my lap warmer because my beer is empty 
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:29:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:29:20 PM EDT
[#36]
Good officer.
The driver never gets to go back in to the car once outside. |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:29:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:30:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pokernut: I just gave my wifes similar looking cat treats because I yell at her when she shuts my computer down by stepping on the power button. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Pokernut: Originally Posted By Tweek: My shitposting is often impeded by this: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/86524/kkb_jpg-3217874.JPG I had to download a keyboard locker program. She was opening all kinds of shit, popping up help windows, launching programs, etc. I now have a quick 3-key combo that locks out my keyboard. I have to type "unlock" to unlock it.
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:30:24 PM EDT
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Last half an hour.
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:31:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Tweek: I had to download a keyboard locker program. She was opening all kinds of shit, popping up help windows, launching programs, etc. I now have a quick 3-key combo that locks out my keyboard. I have to type "unlock" to unlock it. Cat like typing detected, keyboard locked. Why can't AI do something useful? |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:31:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: Last half an hour. Honestly hope it goes by quickly |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:31:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: Last half an hour. I bet they get in at least four commercial breaks |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:32:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TxM35A2: Honestly hope it goes by quickly Just embrace sleep deprivation like I have. I've found that once you accept that you'll always be tired, life gets easier
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:33:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/468244/1000017950_jpg-3217881.JPG My former leg warmer is fat and unhappy Be back before you know it. |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:33:29 PM EDT
[#45]
I'm gonna sleep late in the morning
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:33:57 PM EDT
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Hello fellow shitposters. RV is parked at storage. Just popped my first Modelo of the day. Errybody Damp-Rid!
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:34:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: Cat like typing detected, keyboard locked. Why can't AI do something useful? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: Originally Posted By Tweek: I had to download a keyboard locker program. She was opening all kinds of shit, popping up help windows, launching programs, etc. I now have a quick 3-key combo that locks out my keyboard. I have to type "unlock" to unlock it. Cat like typing detected, keyboard locked. Why can't AI do something useful? Right? |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:34:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: Just embrace sleep deprivation like I have. I've found that once you accept that you'll always be tired, life gets easier I haven't slept well in the last month. |
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:35:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MitchbSC: Hello fellow shitposters. RV is parked at storage. Just popped my first Modelo of the day. Errybody Damp-Rid! Hey Mitch 
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Posted: 5/18/2024 11:35:34 PM EDT
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Slumber Pod. Like a body bag, but better.
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