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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:29:15 PM EDT
What should police departments do to get the fatties in shape? Fat cops disgust me.
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Probably pretty low on the list of priorities.
Especially when nobody wants the job. |
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Make to where they don’t work graveyard shift and eat fast food.
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
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Institute physical standards?
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Celebrating the remains of the Second Amendment one Fine Firearm at a Time. It was better here before.
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Ban donuts
It’s For the cops |
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We are way past that point. Most of America, and the western world, is fat to one degree or another.
Although it would be pretty easy to implement a basic physical fitness test every 6 months which must be passed to retain employment.... There would hardly be anyone left to be a cop though..... |
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Make them make weight to keep that pension
There, problem solved I oughta be charging yall for this |
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Schoolhouse Rock was a lie
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Don't look problem solved.
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Extorris, because he's a heartless cunt. The purity of his apathy is laboratory grade, and I sleep well knowing that he's out there somewhere,
not giving a shit about anyone or anything. |
Defund the doughnut shop?
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Majority of now days cops don’t inspire confidence or command respect..cities are hiring anyone with pulse literally. Obese , short males , diversity females hires ….
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I'm just in this thread to enjoy all the bitching about cops going out on workers comp for three months after each exam, followed by the early disability retirements.
I see that NYPD has already chimed in. |
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"Before I do anything, I ask myself 'Would an idiot do this thing?' And if the answer is 'yes,' then I do not do that thing." -Dwight Schrute
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Draft all skinny people into police service.
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Originally Posted By FMJ0311: What should police departments do to get the fatties in shape? Fat cops disgust me. View Quote Fat perps |
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Originally Posted By FMJ0311: What should police departments do to get the fatties in shape? Fat cops disgust me. View Quote |
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Squatch
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I'm pink, therefore, I'm Spam.®
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Round is a shape.
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Trusting your life to the benevolence of an armed criminal is not a strategy, it is stupid!
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If you have a job where there is a high likelyhood of conflict and physical violence why wouldn't you be in shape?
When you look at a cop you should immediately get the "this doesn't look like someone I should fuck with" aura. I work with the public and one of the reasons I work out daily is appearance. First impressions are important. |
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Maybe bicycle duty? Those cops seem pretty thin.
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Walk their beat.
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The threat is real...
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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Originally Posted By JimEN: If you have a job where there is a high likelyhood of conflict and physical violence why wouldn't you be in shape? When you look at a cop you should immediately get the "this doesn't look like someone I should fuck with" aura. I work with the public and one of the reasons I work out daily is appearance. First impressions are important. View Quote |
I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
Since they've been defunded they're lucky if they can get someone with an IQ above 70..
You think they can afford to weed out what little applicants they have even further? |
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Yearly PT Test?
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Originally Posted By centrarchidae: I'm just in this thread to enjoy all the bitching about cops going out on workers comp for three months after each exam, followed by the early disability retirements. I see that NYPD has already chimed in. View Quote Nobody would want that on the NYPD, getting early retirement for obesity is only a 50% taxed pension. A guy from my precinct got surveyed off the job for it back in the late '90s. He claimed he was the first person the PD ever got rid off because of it. |
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Extorris, because he's a heartless cunt. The purity of his apathy is laboratory grade, and I sleep well knowing that he's out there somewhere,
not giving a shit about anyone or anything. |
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Stop recruiting from an obese United States?
Only hire people from the parallel universe of 9% body fat. |
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Originally Posted By Extorris: Nobody would want that on the NYPD, getting early retirement for obesity is only a 50% taxed pension. A guy from my precinct got surveyed off the job for it back in the late '90s. He claimed he was the first person the PD ever got rid off because of it. View Quote Our county fights any sort of service related disability retirement because they cost the county more than the regular retirement. The county seat PD has had a couple of early retirements over the last thirty years but it's almost unheard of |
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Give cops an option to workout during their shift while being paid like firefighters and you will see a lot more in shape cops.
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Americans are fats asses, cops, non cop makes no difference were all fat. OP is a troll.
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Democratic party=new communist party
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Eat them
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Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it.
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Originally Posted By FMJ0311: What should police departments do to get the fatties in shape? Fat cops disgust me. View Quote Maybe reduce job stress and increase staffing so that cops can get exercise and eat healthier at work rather than drive-through or gas station food. Speaking from experience. Surprisingly, it's more stress than anything else. |
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Run for the hills pick up your feet and lets go
Head for the hills pick up steel on your way And when you find a piece of them in your sight Fire at will don't you waste no time |
Run for the hills pick up your feet and lets go
Head for the hills pick up steel on your way And when you find a piece of them in your sight Fire at will don't you waste no time |
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Put full mirrors in the locker room or shift briefing rooms… if that doesn’t work, make them wear a sash that says ‘fattie’
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Extorris, because he's a heartless cunt. The purity of his apathy is laboratory grade, and I sleep well knowing that he's out there somewhere,
not giving a shit about anyone or anything. |
I learned in GD. If you want fit cops you have to pay them to work out and give them a free gym at the department.
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Originally Posted By Extorris: We had a gym in the precinct where we could workout at work, hardly anyone did. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Extorris: Originally Posted By sunburn: Give cops an option to workout during their shift while being paid like firefighters and you will see a lot more in shape cops. We had a gym in the precinct where we could workout at work, hardly anyone did. Same….then they started finding used condoms in the showers and locker rooms, put up cameras in the open gym equipment area, hooked the phones into a central switchboard that was recorded and realized it was booty call central. Russell the love muscle was getting quite the workouts. |
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
Same can be said for firefighters. Why is morbid obesity tolerated for such a physical job?
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Did you see the video from the UK of the cop being chased by the guy with a chainsaw?
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The other sexy Pirate.
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Police slapjack. Everytime they start to grab food slap them with it
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You are born with two things in life. That no one can take from you. You can only give them away and once you do it's extremely hard to get them back. Your honor and your word. Sua Sponte
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War, famine, disease, economic collapse will trim people up.
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Officers at our PD had to meet Army APFT standards every year. A town cop in a neighboring area was so fat that when he pulled a vehicle over, he would drive up, lower his passenger window and tell them to stay put, then he would make a you turn so he could pull his driver side window up next to theirs
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UCPD would put the fat cops on bike patrol.
That made for some laughable chases on campus. |
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Freedom and Justice come out of a box. Sometimes it is a Jury box. Sometimes it is a Ballot box. Other times it has to come from a Cartridge box!
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